Eridan: Engage in the Fourth Wall.

[shellfish]

okay lets get this one thing straight neww landlickers
i am king of the lake
it is me
so that means hands off the lake
i havve befriended the deadly creature wwho dwwells in the bottom murky depths
and he is hostile as am i!!
wwe wwill use force to removve you at once if wwe must

begone!

Comments

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[thorny]

Your hyperbole is appreciated, but I have no intentions of rotting here simply to fulfill your asinine accusations. Feel free to stay and force your own prophecy to come to pass in regards to yourself, however.

poetry match

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

it's on now

[thorny]

Syllables are hard
To count when brains are lacking.
It's hardly your fault.

As to your small threat
Find me if you truly wish.
You are no challenge.

There. Haikus are hardly a difficult art form to master.

fuck poetry i hate it

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

poetry's fun, but hard to write

[thorny]

I give that little offering a 3/10 purely for the effort you must have expended pounding your fingers relentlessly against the keyboard until something resembling words flew out onto the screen.

I suppose that actual vocabulary is a step up for you, isn't it? Perhaps next time we can try and take a baby step towards, god forbid, coherency.

yes

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[thorny]

The realm of literature is no place for a sensitive soul. I suggest you grow a thicker skin before submitting anything fresh to the hypercritical public eye.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[thorny]

Would you take the time to carve me a monument as well as handcraft such a fitting epitaph? I'm absolutely touched.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[thorny]

Alas. I have no other choice but to rise from my untimely grave and fashion myself an appropriate resting decoration, then. And here I thought the end of my mortal struggles would be a peaceful one.