Eridan: Engage in the Fourth Wall.

[shellfish]

okay lets get this one thing straight neww landlickers
i am king of the lake
it is me
so that means hands off the lake
i havve befriended the deadly creature wwho dwwells in the bottom murky depths
and he is hostile as am i!!
wwe wwill use force to removve you at once if wwe must

begone!

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[Voice]

[travelin-on.livejournal.com]

I'm not typing at you, forget that.

Why would anyone care about the lake? What kind of deadly creature are we talking here? [Cause of everything you said, that is the only thing he cares about. Assuming you aren't lying or playing some childish pretendy game.]