Eridan: Have 99 problems. (And a beach ain't one.)

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

ladies and gentlemen
i
i havve just discovvered possibly the greatest thing you son of beaches havve evver came up wwith on your forsaken planet
thanks to kar
(by the wwavve thanks kar)
i noww knoww howw to use these wweapons to their fullest extend
so i say to my enemies that i wwill encounter on this brand neww quest
bring it on

[VIDEO]

[Eridan winks at the camera and unveils his greatest feat yet. Lo and behold in horror at Eridan's outfit with hundreds of hastily glued/tied on mistletoe. ERIDAN IS ON A QUEST. A QUEST OF ROMANCE. And Eridan, Eridan is simply ecstatic to embark on such a magical journey. A journey which I hope you will all be able to share. And if you don't want to partake in this historical moment for Eridan.... SLEEP WITH ALL EYES OPEN.

Wink, wink, dear readers. Wink. Wink]

[ooc; Open Logs are accepted and encouraged!!!]

Comments

[ Voice ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

I had plenty of things to say! Wwhat are you? Blind and stupid, stupid?

[ Voice ]

[carrymyown.livejournal.com]

Wow someone who figured it out on the first go! Woopty-do. But hey, I'm not stupid, stupid! I'm just blind!

[ Voice ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Wwell wwhoop-de-doo. Givve me a fuckin grub awward for guessin that you're glubbin blind! Just cause you're blind doesn't mean you can't be stupid either.

I wwould knoww from experience.

[ Voice ]

[carrymyown.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah whatever. I get it, though! I mean, I would be jealous too, if I wasn't as smart and amazing as I am.

[ Voice ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Right.

At least I can read.

[ Voice ]

[carrymyown.livejournal.com]

At least I'm not a jerk. [ Okay well she kind of is...but that's besides the point! ]

[ Voice ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

If I'm bein a jerk then that just means I'm bein the best that I can be. I mean, I am a troll after all. It wwould be a shame if I wwasn't a jerk.

[ Voice ]

[carrymyown.livejournal.com]

[ ...



A laugh. ]


You're okay, troll guy.

[ Voice ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Oh come off it!

Noww you're just sayin that to fuck wwith me.

[ Voice ]

[carrymyown.livejournal.com]

Am not! [ PFFFFT. Okay maybe a little. ] I mean, anyone that actually stands their ground against me is okay in my book.

[ Voice ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

...wwhat's your name dirt licker.

[ Voice ]

[carrymyown.livejournal.com]

Toph. Toph Bei Fong.

[ Voice ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Okay Toffee By Fend. Got it.

[ Voice ]

[carrymyown.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and that's Miss Toffee By Fend to you, buddy. Don't you forget it, either.

Oh right. What's your name? Can't really call you 'that one troll guy', now can I?

[ Voice ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

You don't get titles like that until you are like, elevventy swweeps old Toffee.

You could but that could refer to anyone of my troll friends. And rest assured I havve eleven troll friends. But you, you can call me Eridan Ampora.

[ Voice ]

[carrymyown.livejournal.com]

Miss Toffee. And I can have whatever titles I want, geez.

Eleven? Wow that's a lot. Are they all jerks or are you just the most troll-like of them all?

Hairy Dan. Got it.

[ Voice ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Douchebag Toffee.

I'm the most troll like of them all! Such a question shouldn't evven be needed to be asked.

No no no! Not Hairy Dan! What kind of douchebag's name is Hairy Dan!? Dan isn't even a wword.

[ Voice ]

[carrymyown.livejournal.com]

Okay, I guess I can deal with that one. I'm not much of a miss anyway.

Well hey, I've never even met these other trolls, so it's not like I can judge something like that.

Hey, embrace your name! Wear it with all the pride a Hairy Dan can.

[ Voice ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

That is exceptional. I really don't get you humans and your gender bias sometimes.

Wwell obvviously you can't judge a species by one specimen. You can and they're probably all the same anywways.

Wweh.

[ Voice ]

[carrymyown.livejournal.com]

What? No it's not like that. Miss just makes me sound like a sissy or something.

Eh, I look forward to making fun of them anyway.

Weh?

[ Voice ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Wwell evven so.

Good luck, I doubt you could make fun of any of us. Wwe'll just out troll you. Unless you're makin fun of Tavv. Then. Go for it. But he'll just accept your insults like gifts of gold.

Wweh.

[ Voice ]

[carrymyown.livejournal.com]

I could kick all your butts in a troll-off.

Weh isn't even a word.

[ Voice ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

...don't make me laugh.

Dan isn't a wword either!

[ Voice ]

[carrymyown.livejournal.com]

I could!

No, but it's a name!

[ Voice ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Then don't. Reely.

Nope.