Eridan: Have 99 problems. (And a beach ain't one.)

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

ladies and gentlemen
i
i havve just discovvered possibly the greatest thing you son of beaches havve evver came up wwith on your forsaken planet
thanks to kar
(by the wwavve thanks kar)
i noww knoww howw to use these wweapons to their fullest extend
so i say to my enemies that i wwill encounter on this brand neww quest
bring it on

[VIDEO]

[Eridan winks at the camera and unveils his greatest feat yet. Lo and behold in horror at Eridan's outfit with hundreds of hastily glued/tied on mistletoe. ERIDAN IS ON A QUEST. A QUEST OF ROMANCE. And Eridan, Eridan is simply ecstatic to embark on such a magical journey. A journey which I hope you will all be able to share. And if you don't want to partake in this historical moment for Eridan.... SLEEP WITH ALL EYES OPEN.

Wink, wink, dear readers. Wink. Wink]

[ooc; Open Logs are accepted and encouraged!!!]

Comments

all of the cute forehead kisses

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[He was just... getting home. And now he's finding himself unable to move, and spotting Eridan...

... Wow Eridan.]

...Is that sort of thing necessary?

[ Voice ]

[carrymyown.livejournal.com]

Don't turn this thing on unless you have something to say, stupid.

[ Trollololol ]

1/2

[dewebbed]

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[video]

[bauhinia]

That's a new one.

[ Can you see the metaphorical dim sum upon which he is munching as a sign of his amusement? No? Well, it's there. Metaphorically. ]

[dubiousdoings.livejournal.com]

((Clive decided that today was the perfect day to be a douchebag go out for a stroll and embrace the cold air. He keeps his mind occupied. Consequently, he didn't even register Eridan standing there until he bumped into him from behind.))

Oh, forgive me. I wasn't looking.

[video]

[fierybluebird]

Wow.

Good luck Lightning.

[hullonurse]

[England was just passing through... somewhere. When she happened to find herself caught by the mistletoe covering Eridan... somewhere.

You can't expect me to decide what is happening in my own logs, come on.]

... Wot?

[video]

[travelin-on.livejournal.com]

[....







What.]

Wow, your species has the weirdest STD ever.

[confidencelegs.livejournal.com]