Eridan: Have 99 problems. (And a beach ain't one.)

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

ladies and gentlemen
i
i havve just discovvered possibly the greatest thing you son of beaches havve evver came up wwith on your forsaken planet
thanks to kar
(by the wwavve thanks kar)
i noww knoww howw to use these wweapons to their fullest extend
so i say to my enemies that i wwill encounter on this brand neww quest
bring it on

[VIDEO]

[Eridan winks at the camera and unveils his greatest feat yet. Lo and behold in horror at Eridan's outfit with hundreds of hastily glued/tied on mistletoe. ERIDAN IS ON A QUEST. A QUEST OF ROMANCE. And Eridan, Eridan is simply ecstatic to embark on such a magical journey. A journey which I hope you will all be able to share. And if you don't want to partake in this historical moment for Eridan.... SLEEP WITH ALL EYES OPEN.

Wink, wink, dear readers. Wink. Wink]

[ooc; Open Logs are accepted and encouraged!!!]

Comments

[dubiousdoings.livejournal.com]

((Clive decided that today was the perfect day to be a douchebag go out for a stroll and embrace the cold air. He keeps his mind occupied. Consequently, he didn't even register Eridan standing there until he bumped into him from behind.))

Oh, forgive me. I wasn't looking.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[What a douchebag.]

Wwell maybe you should havve looked before you left a trail reekin of douchebaggery all ovver!!

Noww your scent is all ovver me!

[dubiousdoings.livejournal.com]

What. How rude! I am anything but a douchebag. If anything you should be grateful that I ever touched you.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Eridan just stares at Clive. Grateful that he was touched by him? HA! Who did this douchebag think he is? An angel kissed with the grace of god, sent down to give forth graceful touches to the populous? What a farce!

Eridan promptly punches Clive in the arm.]

You should be grateful that I considered not punchin you.

[dubiousdoings.livejournal.com]

I've felt harder. ((TROLLS THE TROLL.))

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Do you wwant the "I Get Punched Really Hard in The Face by People because I'm A Giant Tool" awward?

[dubiousdoings.livejournal.com]

((stares at, so hard.

and he chuckles.))

Oh, I should give you an award too. How about 'punches like a fish'? That seems appropriate.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

...I'll givve you credit to that. But then you simply lose credit because if you look at the lawws of physics and the lawws of evverythin that defines the lawws of such things.

Fish punch harder in the wwater. [He's smirking now, Clive. You simply cannot beat science.]

[dubiousdoings.livejournal.com]

We're on land.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

I'm a seadwweller.

[dubiousdoings.livejournal.com]

...


We're. On. Land.

Never mind, some how I don't think your intelligence is possible to reel in. I'll be off.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Smirks. Because. You know. Clive can't leave. Not yet anyways.]

Then be off, douchebag.

woops

[dubiousdoings.livejournal.com]

An order I'll follow happily.

((but it's a SHOCKING result.

Fuck I'm hilarious.))

What on--

wwoops

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

I thought you wwere leavvin you righteous wwhore.

[dubiousdoings.livejournal.com]

WOW RUDE!! What devilry is this!

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Kiss me you fool.

[dubiousdoings.livejournal.com]

......







What.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

You heard me.

[dubiousdoings.livejournal.com]

.... You're insane! I'm not kissing you!!!

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Then wwe'll be stuck together for all eternity.

[dubiousdoings.livejournal.com]

((STARES AT.

WALKS AWAY AGAIN.






N O P E.



STARES AT MORE.))

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Just smirking, his smile is just. Growing bigger and bigger with each try of Clive leaving.]

[dubiousdoings.livejournal.com]

Did anyone tell you: you smell like a harbour?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

...did anyone tell you: you smell like a potato?

I told you i love you right? yea? let me just remind you that I do

[dubiousdoings.livejournal.com]

Actually, no! I get compliments far and wide for my pleasant scent. You could say I naturally smell like a fresh bath. ((So pleased with himself!!!))