Eridan: Have 99 problems. (And a beach ain't one.)

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

ladies and gentlemen
i
i havve just discovvered possibly the greatest thing you son of beaches havve evver came up wwith on your forsaken planet
thanks to kar
(by the wwavve thanks kar)
i noww knoww howw to use these wweapons to their fullest extend
so i say to my enemies that i wwill encounter on this brand neww quest
bring it on

[VIDEO]

[Eridan winks at the camera and unveils his greatest feat yet. Lo and behold in horror at Eridan's outfit with hundreds of hastily glued/tied on mistletoe. ERIDAN IS ON A QUEST. A QUEST OF ROMANCE. And Eridan, Eridan is simply ecstatic to embark on such a magical journey. A journey which I hope you will all be able to share. And if you don't want to partake in this historical moment for Eridan.... SLEEP WITH ALL EYES OPEN.

Wink, wink, dear readers. Wink. Wink]

[ooc; Open Logs are accepted and encouraged!!!]

Comments

ohhhh jackerdoodle

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

I knowwwwwwwwww that! And that's wwhat I wwant. I mean, it's not just limited to girls either! I wwant evveryone mackin on me.

Except for gross people. They need not to apply.

[dewebbed]

Well, that's cool with me. [ he's pretty lenient on who/what people love and the like ]

...Wait, that means me too, doesn't it?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Wwell... um. N-no! Of course not.

That wwould be silly noww wwouldn't it? I mean wwe're fronds right?

[dewebbed]

Oh, yeah. I was just thinking that that'd be pretty awkward, haha.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Wwell... not if it wwas like, sudden or anything Jack!

[dewebbed]

But that just makes things really weird after, right? Just jumping in front of somebody and kissing them would just lead to a big mess!