Eridan: Have 99 problems. (And a beach ain't one.)

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

ladies and gentlemen
i
i havve just discovvered possibly the greatest thing you son of beaches havve evver came up wwith on your forsaken planet
thanks to kar
(by the wwavve thanks kar)
i noww knoww howw to use these wweapons to their fullest extend
so i say to my enemies that i wwill encounter on this brand neww quest
bring it on

[VIDEO]

[Eridan winks at the camera and unveils his greatest feat yet. Lo and behold in horror at Eridan's outfit with hundreds of hastily glued/tied on mistletoe. ERIDAN IS ON A QUEST. A QUEST OF ROMANCE. And Eridan, Eridan is simply ecstatic to embark on such a magical journey. A journey which I hope you will all be able to share. And if you don't want to partake in this historical moment for Eridan.... SLEEP WITH ALL EYES OPEN.

Wink, wink, dear readers. Wink. Wink]

[ooc; Open Logs are accepted and encouraged!!!]

Comments

all of the cute forehead kisses

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[He was just... getting home. And now he's finding himself unable to move, and spotting Eridan...

... Wow Eridan.]

...Is that sort of thing necessary?

yess

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Wow yourself you loser.

You're just hatin that you didn't think of this plan first.]

Of course! I am tryin to find myself a kismesis or a matesprit! Kar might just be the former but I'll alloww it for him to think on that wwhile he calms his tits dowwn after I kissed him and he tried to vviolently massacre me.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Ah, but this sort of method captures even those who simply wish to pass by, like myself...

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

That's the plan.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Long

awkward

silence]

I will not be able to prepare sandwiches if I am stuck here like this.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Not my problem.

[99 PROBLEMS JAPAN. and your sandwwiches ain't one.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Sighs, waits a little more...

Then leans down and kisses him on the forehead. THEN BLUSHING AND MOVING TO WALK INSIDE YUP...]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[ ........

what. He is in shock.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[WELL JAPAN IS INSIDE NOW, HAVE FUN ON YOUR QUEST ERIDAN... blush desu]