Eridan: Have 99 problems. (And a beach ain't one.)

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

ladies and gentlemen
i
i havve just discovvered possibly the greatest thing you son of beaches havve evver came up wwith on your forsaken planet
thanks to kar
(by the wwavve thanks kar)
i noww knoww howw to use these wweapons to their fullest extend
so i say to my enemies that i wwill encounter on this brand neww quest
bring it on

[VIDEO]

[Eridan winks at the camera and unveils his greatest feat yet. Lo and behold in horror at Eridan's outfit with hundreds of hastily glued/tied on mistletoe. ERIDAN IS ON A QUEST. A QUEST OF ROMANCE. And Eridan, Eridan is simply ecstatic to embark on such a magical journey. A journey which I hope you will all be able to share. And if you don't want to partake in this historical moment for Eridan.... SLEEP WITH ALL EYES OPEN.

Wink, wink, dear readers. Wink. Wink]

[ooc; Open Logs are accepted and encouraged!!!]

Comments

all of the cute forehead kisses

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[He was just... getting home. And now he's finding himself unable to move, and spotting Eridan...

... Wow Eridan.]

...Is that sort of thing necessary?

yess

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Wow yourself you loser.

You're just hatin that you didn't think of this plan first.]

Of course! I am tryin to find myself a kismesis or a matesprit! Kar might just be the former but I'll alloww it for him to think on that wwhile he calms his tits dowwn after I kissed him and he tried to vviolently massacre me.

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Ah, but this sort of method captures even those who simply wish to pass by, like myself...

[ Voice ]

[carrymyown.livejournal.com]

Don't turn this thing on unless you have something to say, stupid.

[ Trollololol ]

[ Voice ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

I had plenty of things to say! Wwhat are you? Blind and stupid, stupid?

[ Voice ]

[carrymyown.livejournal.com]

Wow someone who figured it out on the first go! Woopty-do. But hey, I'm not stupid, stupid! I'm just blind!

1/2

[dewebbed]

[ he

what ]

actually 2/3

[dewebbed]

[ eridan no now that he is sane he knows how crazy your knowledge of human activity is oh man how does he live ]

last one, video

[dewebbed]

...Those aren't weapons, man. Those are just gonna get girls macking on you. I mean, unless you want that, haha.

ohhhh jackerdoodle

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

I knowwwwwwwwww that! And that's wwhat I wwant. I mean, it's not just limited to girls either! I wwant evveryone mackin on me.

Except for gross people. They need not to apply.

[video]

[bauhinia]

That's a new one.

[ Can you see the metaphorical dim sum upon which he is munching as a sign of his amusement? No? Well, it's there. Metaphorically. ]

[video]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

I used to think humans wweren't good for anythin. Until I discovvered this. This is the greatest thing evver.

[video]

[bauhinia]

Are you sure you don't have it confused with like, opposable thumbs or cable tv or something?

[dubiousdoings.livejournal.com]

((Clive decided that today was the perfect day to be a douchebag go out for a stroll and embrace the cold air. He keeps his mind occupied. Consequently, he didn't even register Eridan standing there until he bumped into him from behind.))

Oh, forgive me. I wasn't looking.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[What a douchebag.]

Wwell maybe you should havve looked before you left a trail reekin of douchebaggery all ovver!!

Noww your scent is all ovver me!

[dubiousdoings.livejournal.com]

What. How rude! I am anything but a douchebag. If anything you should be grateful that I ever touched you.

[video]

[fierybluebird]

Wow.

Good luck Lightning.

[video]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

I don't need your crummy luck!!

[video]

[fierybluebird]

Because you have a secret weapon?

[hullonurse]

[England was just passing through... somewhere. When she happened to find herself caught by the mistletoe covering Eridan... somewhere.

You can't expect me to decide what is happening in my own logs, come on.]

... Wot?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[We are in America's room.

NOW YOU WISH YOU'D DECIDED WHAT HAPPENED IN YOUR OWN LOG NOW, HUH.

I mean, what. No, we're not really in America's room. I just wanted to see a keysmash.]

Wwhat?

[Don't mind the troll kid covered in mistletoe.]

[video]

[travelin-on.livejournal.com]

[....







What.]

Wow, your species has the weirdest STD ever.

[video]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

STD?

[confidencelegs.livejournal.com]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]