ERIDAN: Interrogate the flipperbeasts with Feferi.

[shellfish]

[ GREETINGS DISCEDO, well, at least what is left of discedo. We would like you to fondly regard the prinny couple before the communicator. Who seem very, very confused. Perhaps it is the rather fishy shadows looming over them that is questioning. ]

HEY FLIPPERBEASTS wwhere is all the fish

"Hey, what's this dood talking about?" "I have no idea--"

[ The camera moves in closer, nudging one of the prinny's nose. You can hear giggling in the background. ]

Y-----EA)(! YOU S)(OULD T---ELL US W)(--ER----E T)(-E MISSING P-EOPL--E AR-E!!! )(e)(e)(e.

tell us or i wwill blast your fuckin snapper off your aquatic nob

"W-WOAH, DOOD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

[ There is now a purple-blue god gun thrusted at the face of the confused prinny. The confusion now switches to moderately horrified. However, due to the lack of SCIENCE WAND, we know things won't get too messy. And because of the second voice: ]

)(ey, don't do t)(at, you big glubbing BULLY! We're just INT--ERROGATING! Not FLAYING!.

[ the screen shakes slightly. The one who's holding it seems to be shaking SPEAKER NUMBER ONE. ]

HEY HEY QUIT SHAKIN ME!!!! i wwasnt goin to shoot him i swwear its just... this is howw you get some fuckin answwers out of these denizens vviolence is alwways the wway to get some answwers thats howw its done in the organization of force

[ the prinnies take this opportunity of internal disputes to waddle off. ]

Comments

[demonflavoured.livejournal.com]

You know, though I'm sure that isn't anything new for a prinny.... I do feel sorry for them though. I doubt they have anything useful to tell you.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[demonflavoured.livejournal.com]

Well, they usually don't know anything worth while, what are you even trying to figure out? I don't there's any fish here.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[demonflavoured.livejournal.com]

But you clearly asked about fish, well, I guess you asked about people too, but I did hear fish as well.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

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[freeglub.livejournal.com]

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[demonflavoured.livejournal.com]

Hey! I know all about puns! Well, maybe, I'm not exactly that kind of character.

[wishsrequiem.livejournal.com]

...I doubt any of the monsters had anything to do with it.

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[demonflavoured.livejournal.com]

That's what their called, prinnies, I'm not sure what that one in particulars name is though. They're a type of monster.

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

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[wishsrequiem.livejournal.com]

This is Discedo. You'll get used to random happenings.

If there's nothing going on it usually means something's going to happen soon.

oops ignore the CA in the last part sob

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

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[wishsrequiem.livejournal.com]

I give it freely. Consider it a gift from this oh so lowly human to his self-proclaimed god.

[demonflavoured.livejournal.com]

It's not a very good one, you need to build up to it better.

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[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

] began trolling THE FISH FUCKS --

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

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[freeglub.livejournal.com]

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[wishsrequiem.livejournal.com]

[ oh hell no. you did not just call him princess. what the...

how does this even happen!? ]

It was the other that mentioned it, thank you very much.

Though trust me when I say I would love nothing more than for everyone to just shut their mouths until this blows over. The inane racket is slowly deteriorating my last nerve.

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[freeglub.livejournal.com]

[wishsrequiem.livejournal.com]

This is where listening to other conversations actually helps. One other witnessed his very own brother disappear right before his very eyes, leaving behind a bloodied communicator.