ERIDAN: Interrogate the flipperbeasts with Feferi.

[shellfish]

[ GREETINGS DISCEDO, well, at least what is left of discedo. We would like you to fondly regard the prinny couple before the communicator. Who seem very, very confused. Perhaps it is the rather fishy shadows looming over them that is questioning. ]

HEY FLIPPERBEASTS wwhere is all the fish

"Hey, what's this dood talking about?" "I have no idea--"

[ The camera moves in closer, nudging one of the prinny's nose. You can hear giggling in the background. ]

Y-----EA)(! YOU S)(OULD T---ELL US W)(--ER----E T)(-E MISSING P-EOPL--E AR-E!!! )(e)(e)(e.

tell us or i wwill blast your fuckin snapper off your aquatic nob

"W-WOAH, DOOD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

[ There is now a purple-blue god gun thrusted at the face of the confused prinny. The confusion now switches to moderately horrified. However, due to the lack of SCIENCE WAND, we know things won't get too messy. And because of the second voice: ]

)(ey, don't do t)(at, you big glubbing BULLY! We're just INT--ERROGATING! Not FLAYING!.

[ the screen shakes slightly. The one who's holding it seems to be shaking SPEAKER NUMBER ONE. ]

HEY HEY QUIT SHAKIN ME!!!! i wwasnt goin to shoot him i swwear its just... this is howw you get some fuckin answwers out of these denizens vviolence is alwways the wway to get some answwers thats howw its done in the organization of force

[ the prinnies take this opportunity of internal disputes to waddle off. ]

Comments

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[demonflavoured.livejournal.com]

Hey! I know all about puns! Well, maybe, I'm not exactly that kind of character.

oops ignore the CA in the last part sob

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[demonflavoured.livejournal.com]

It's not a very good one, you need to build up to it better.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[demonflavoured.livejournal.com]

Sure there is, you could make remarks on how it's like a survival horror video game or movie! Maybe even a reference to something else. For example:

"Do I get to have a crowbar? Or will my only means of defense be a small bottle of holy water? If only arrows were the default weapon!"

There. Though, that's not really a pun.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[demonflavoured.livejournal.com]

Hey, trying to come up with stuff on the fly is hard! I mean, I'm not a writer, and all of this is way outside the script.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[demonflavoured.livejournal.com]

That's because you're talking nonsense, and no one has a glossary system to work with.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[demonflavoured.livejournal.com]

Eh? This is universal terminology, I'm not using anything different than anyone else. Well, maybe different from people here, but when you all get pulled into some sort of cross over that's kind of expected.

Um... what if they weren't human eyes?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[demonflavoured.livejournal.com]

...

What?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[demonflavoured.livejournal.com]

Eyes? That's....

That's the dumbest description I've ever heard.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[demonflavoured.livejournal.com]

Is that all? That's the kind of insult grade school kids throw at each other in a school yard.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[demonflavoured.livejournal.com]

Why would I think of it? I'm a hero, and heroes don't use insults!

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[demonflavoured.livejournal.com]

Um... they're not ironic though.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[demonflavoured.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure it's not ironic.