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[ GREETINGS DISCEDO, well, at least what is left of discedo. We would like you to fondly regard the prinny couple before the communicator. Who seem very, very confused. Perhaps it is the rather fishy shadows looming over them that is questioning. ]

HEY FLIPPERBEASTS wwhere is all the fish

"Hey, what's this dood talking about?" "I have no idea--"

[ The camera moves in closer, nudging one of the prinny's nose. You can hear giggling in the background. ]

Y-----EA)(! YOU S)(OULD T---ELL US W)(--ER----E T)(-E MISSING P-EOPL--E AR-E!!! )(e)(e)(e.

tell us or i wwill blast your fuckin snapper off your aquatic nob

"W-WOAH, DOOD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

[ There is now a purple-blue god gun thrusted at the face of the confused prinny. The confusion now switches to moderately horrified. However, due to the lack of SCIENCE WAND, we know things won't get too messy. And because of the second voice: ]

)(ey, don't do t)(at, you big glubbing BULLY! We're just INT--ERROGATING! Not FLAYING!.

[ the screen shakes slightly. The one who's holding it seems to be shaking SPEAKER NUMBER ONE. ]

HEY HEY QUIT SHAKIN ME!!!! i wwasnt goin to shoot him i swwear its just... this is howw you get some fuckin answwers out of these denizens vviolence is alwways the wway to get some answwers thats howw its done in the organization of force

[ the prinnies take this opportunity of internal disputes to waddle off. ]

Date: 2011-01-26 01:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com
Or perhaps you should go shake that irritating nuisance some more.

Better yet, go toss it. Be thoroughly rough and maybe it will give you some answers.

It has been a while since I've seen fireworks.

Date: 2011-01-26 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com
Go throw one and find out.

Date: 2011-01-26 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com
Pray tell where are your feet?

Date: 2011-01-26 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com
...I didn't believe I would have to be literal.

What are you walking on?

Date: 2011-01-26 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com
I'm starting to wonder if you even have the capacity to comprehend what it is I am getting at.

Allow me to spell it out for you: Unless you are truly living in the lake out there, which I doubt considering the size of that orca, then I do not believe your poor attempt at racial slurs have any validity.

Or, in simpler terms: You're also a 'land sucker' at the moment, idiot.
Edited Date: 2011-01-26 01:56 am (UTC)

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