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[ GREETINGS DISCEDO, well, at least what is left of discedo. We would like you to fondly regard the prinny couple before the communicator. Who seem very, very confused. Perhaps it is the rather fishy shadows looming over them that is questioning. ]

HEY FLIPPERBEASTS wwhere is all the fish

"Hey, what's this dood talking about?" "I have no idea--"

[ The camera moves in closer, nudging one of the prinny's nose. You can hear giggling in the background. ]

Y-----EA)(! YOU S)(OULD T---ELL US W)(--ER----E T)(-E MISSING P-EOPL--E AR-E!!! )(e)(e)(e.

tell us or i wwill blast your fuckin snapper off your aquatic nob

"W-WOAH, DOOD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

[ There is now a purple-blue god gun thrusted at the face of the confused prinny. The confusion now switches to moderately horrified. However, due to the lack of SCIENCE WAND, we know things won't get too messy. And because of the second voice: ]

)(ey, don't do t)(at, you big glubbing BULLY! We're just INT--ERROGATING! Not FLAYING!.

[ the screen shakes slightly. The one who's holding it seems to be shaking SPEAKER NUMBER ONE. ]

HEY HEY QUIT SHAKIN ME!!!! i wwasnt goin to shoot him i swwear its just... this is howw you get some fuckin answwers out of these denizens vviolence is alwways the wway to get some answwers thats howw its done in the organization of force

[ the prinnies take this opportunity of internal disputes to waddle off. ]

Date: 2011-01-26 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com
By shaking exploding penguins.

Date: 2011-01-26 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com
Did it work?

[ rhetorical question is rhetorical ]

Date: 2011-01-26 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com
I didn't think that it would.

Date: 2011-01-26 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com
Logically speaking, ask the people of Discedo. Find out the names of those that have disappeared and see if there is a common element that binds them all together.

There is a chance that the disappearances are simply random, I'll admit. Yet that is how I would proceed with any further investigation.

Date: 2011-01-26 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com
I tend to pride myself on my intellect, thank you.
Edited Date: 2011-01-26 02:34 am (UTC)

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