Eridan: Acquire dentistry help.

[shellfish]

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anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
it wwas cracked by some asshole wwho started a fight wwith me
and if i can removve it noww it wwill groww back properly
ill ask again

anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
notice howw i said i
that means i wwant to removve it
not some shady blanket merchant douchebag doctor
or douchebag cuddy knoww it all
got it

Comments

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

It's a simple procedure. If you want to come down to the hospital I can do it myself.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[ooc; Should we assume or comment log here or what? I'm cool with whatever floats your boat.]

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

It's simple for a doctor.

I'll be waiting in my office.

[ooc: so am I XD commentlog?]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[ooc; XD sure! ]

[If it's daylight, he traveled under the protection of an umbrella, if it's nightfall, well he didn't need one. But regardless if he needed one or not, he somehow managed to get to the hospital.

Doesn't take him long to realize he isn't sure WHERE her office is so he quickly asks on the communicator.]

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[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

Are you at the front entrance? It's just down the hall.

[she'll be sitting at her desk and waiting, though she's set a room aside for them]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[he doesn't respond, and heads on down the hall stopping at the door and giving it a knock.]

Doctor Simple Procedures.

[enjoy your new nickname Cuddy.]

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

Eridan.

[she stands]

Come on. I have a room ready for us. This should only take a couple of minutes.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Look, I don't care howw long it takes, just as long as it gets done right. Because I didn't wwaste time comin here for you to screww up. Especially if this is so simple.

[so honest the trolls should be critics and movie reviewers. actually no they would just crush everyones dreams of winning a grammy]

Lead the wway.

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

[shows him to one of the empty patient rooms]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[he waltzes right in and takes a seat. He kind of cradles a bruise on his face with one hand but says nothing more.]

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

[if she were at home, Cuddy wouldn't even be doing this herself-- she'd be ordering x-rays, and referring him to a good dentist or oral surgeon]

[unfortunately, she's not at home]

[she fills a syringe, then turns back to him]

I'm going to inject this into your cheek so that this doesn't hurt. It'll sting a little at first, and you'll still feel the pressure from the extraction, but you shouldn't feel any pain.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Alright, that sounds fine to me.

[he's sort of used to being a little in pain. maybe not specifically needles but if he's afraid, Eridan dares not show it to Cuddy. Maybe he is a tad bit afraid because it is a foreign treatment, needles are anyways]

Wwhich side?

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

The same side as the injury.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

The tooth or my bruise, because that is gettin really swwollen noww. 'M surprised the asshole didn't bruise my gills either, he probably did and it's just not yet showwin.

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

The tooth. I can give you an icepack for the bruise.

[holds up the syringe]

Ready?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[a deep breath]

Yes.

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

[and she injects the painkiller]

There.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[he flinches a little but it's not a dramatic reaction so its not important]

Okay, noww grab it, it's the one that doesn't look like the others. I think you can manage that.

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

I can tell which one's damaged.

[grabs a pair of dental forceps]

Open.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[he opens his mouth, no backing out now. though his yellow eyes do watch cuddy though, judging her every move. judging her judging her!!!]

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

[she grips the tooth firmly, and pulls-- and out it comes! she might not be a dentist, but she does have a medical degree, and it was a fairly simple extraction]

There, you're done.

[she takes a piece of gauze and secures it in the place where the tooth was]

Leave this in for a few hours, and only eat soft foods for at least a few days.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Does sandwwiches count as soft food? Cause that's all wwe eat around there. And, right noww wwe havve no sandwwiches because our sandwwich factory is sick.

[he tries to feel for the missing tooth and pauses long enough]

Um, thank you, Doctor Useful.

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

Sandwiches should be okay as long as you don't put anything hard in them. Do you still want that ice pack?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Okay, I wwill dully note that to our factory. And yes, I still wwant that ice pack.

[asitcouldbe.livejournal.com]

[she hands him one]

Take care of yourself. Try not to get into any more fights.