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okay for those of you wwho may or may not knoww
the brainwwashin hot cocoa seducin country crisis has been avverted for noww
the blockade wwill dispatch as soon as evveryone helps movve the furniture back to wwhere it belongs
let this be an example to all mother glubbers out there wwho evven thinks of messin wwith us
wwe may be six swweeps old but wwe pratically havve our owwn minute army
do any of you dumpasses havve minute armies
no
no you dont
that bein said i wwould like further information on CHIP REMOVVALS
i wwould like to put some stock into these things because that wwould improvve our army i suppose
and earn back all the levvels
all a them
if there is a line for such a thing i wwould be wwillin to pay my wway ahead
i havve some vvaluables that i am wwillin to depart wwith
oh and if anyone by the handle twinArmageddons goes about askin for a chip removval
tell him im in line first and then let me knoww so i can punch him in his bifurcated face
EDIT; on another note dont let centaursTesticle get his chip out at all
okay for those of you wwho may or may not knoww
the brainwwashin hot cocoa seducin country crisis has been avverted for noww
the blockade wwill dispatch as soon as evveryone helps movve the furniture back to wwhere it belongs
let this be an example to all mother glubbers out there wwho evven thinks of messin wwith us
wwe may be six swweeps old but wwe pratically havve our owwn minute army
do any of you dumpasses havve minute armies
no
no you dont
that bein said i wwould like further information on CHIP REMOVVALS
i wwould like to put some stock into these things because that wwould improvve our army i suppose
and earn back all the levvels
all a them
if there is a line for such a thing i wwould be wwillin to pay my wway ahead
i havve some vvaluables that i am wwillin to depart wwith
oh and if anyone by the handle twinArmageddons goes about askin for a chip removval
tell him im in line first and then let me knoww so i can punch him in his bifurcated face
EDIT; on another note dont let centaursTesticle get his chip out at all
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Date: 2011-03-27 06:15 pm (UTC)2. ii'm not goiing two punch your teeth out agaiin.
2o 2top iit.
ju2t 2top.
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Date: 2011-03-27 06:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-27 06:27 pm (UTC)ii 2tiill don't but ii'm feeliing generou2 at the moment.
and thii2 need2 two be cleared up.
ii'm gettiing my chiip out two.
that'2 all.
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Date: 2011-03-27 06:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-27 06:37 pm (UTC)but he ii2n't.
the 2hiity gun ii2n't the only thiing you have.
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Date: 2011-03-27 06:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-27 06:50 pm (UTC)2o your "feel2 liike hope" wand doe2n't do 2hiit, ii2 that iit.
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Date: 2011-03-27 06:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-27 06:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-27 07:00 pm (UTC)[Where are you Sollux because Eridan is marching right over there and punching you in the back of your head.]
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Date: 2011-03-27 07:16 pm (UTC)Fuck you! I didn't even mean to!
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Date: 2011-03-27 07:23 pm (UTC)I told you not to tell ANYONE but no. You havve to go and say it wwhere evveryone on the open communicator can read it! Wwhy did I evver think I could trust you for evven a second!?
[Action] Tavros: Bear witness to shocking domestic kismetic violence
Date: 2011-03-27 07:26 pm (UTC)[Action]
Date: 2011-03-27 07:27 pm (UTC)[Action] OKAY I GUESS I AM HERE NOW
Date: 2011-03-27 07:40 pm (UTC)[Action] we need troll cops to quell this violence
Date: 2011-03-27 07:43 pm (UTC)[Eridan glares at Tavros and breathes deeply. Like the guy in the Rage Quit videos with Rage Quit Superman Returns. Eridan is breathing heavily with anger.]
Sol. Hold on.
[And he marches right over to Tavros and violently shakes the wee babby in the wheelchair. SHAKE THE BABBY. SHAKE HIM. SHAKEEE. And while he's doing that, he'll address Sollux.]
I don't know! The scientists gave it to me! So maybe it's a sign of prophecy! A prophecy sent from the scientists by angels!
[Action] Tavros: Develop shaken babby syndrome
Date: 2011-03-27 08:01 pm (UTC)[He clumsily slides out of his chair, landing in a sprawl on the floor.]
[Action] we need terezi for trollcops to be complete.
Date: 2011-03-27 08:11 pm (UTC)[Punching the back of YOUR head now, Eridan. How's it fucking feel??]
[Action] tavros is the troll cop car
Date: 2011-03-27 08:19 pm (UTC)Now. Shugo has a C+ bordering a D- in Physics but she's pretty sure that objects at rest want to stay at rest and objects in motion want to stay in motion. Anyways, Eridan is sent forward, tripping over Tavros and landing on top of him.]
You asshole! Both of you dirt blooded assholes!
[He wastes no time in trying to get back up on his feet, kicking Tavros in the process.]
I'll shake him if I wwant! Since wwhen do you care wwhat happens to Tavv!?
[Action]bEEP, bEEP, uHHH,,,gET OUT OF THE WAY, oR, sOMETHING, i GUESS,
Date: 2011-03-27 08:26 pm (UTC)the best that someone without working legs and bull horns can.][Action] no tav you gotta 2ay WEEOO WEEOO WEEOO
Date: 2011-03-27 08:35 pm (UTC)[Action] no thats your job sollux. gosh the kids should play cops and robbers sometime
Date: 2011-03-27 08:39 pm (UTC)[And by this, Eridan means a kick to your shins Sollux. In doing so he steps backwards quickly, to avoid Sollux's retaliation. BUT UNFORTUNATELY TRIPS BACK OVER TAVROS.]
Tavv you asshole get out of the wway!
[Action] Tavros: Be the Rufio
Date: 2011-03-27 08:52 pm (UTC)[Tavros gives a whimper and tries to drag himself out of the fray, his defunct legs dragging along the floor
like a mighty cape of crippledness.][Action] I DIDN'T TAG OUT OF ORDER, NOPE
Date: 2011-03-27 08:56 pm (UTC)[Action] LOL GAMZEE WHAT EVEN.
From:[Action] GAMZEE NO LEND ME YOUR HONK
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From:[Action] oh okay are we all just copying whatever i keymash
From:[Action] yes keysmash again prohphent sollux
From:[Action] ghjsghjdl oh wait we aren't keysmashing anymore sorry
From:[Action] learn to spell prophet shugoi
From:[Action] shut up jeanbee
From:[Action] In which Tavros must auspitice for his life
From:[Action] Worst auspitice
From:[Action] worst ever
From:[Action] i love you too, guys
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From:[Action] where doing it man. where making this hapen.
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From:ah, sorry. Replied to shugo on accident. x.x SO HERE'S A NOTIFICATION FOR YOUR EMAIL
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Date: 2011-03-27 08:55 pm (UTC)