Eridan: Pick up a hooker named Linda.
Apr. 8th, 2011 09:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shellfish[ We start our story from a view of an apartment door, followed with some rather ornery chortling from the background. Suddenly the world is spinning as if you're on a circus ride, and you get a nice shot of Eridan's butt chin mug. He looks a little confused and you'll soon see why.]
hey lady you look kind of cold you should get on more clothes
do you want our shirts?
theyre free
you could havve them
[The view whips around again, Eridan is removing his gray shirt and lo ho ho dear readers, there is a lady. A lady with that is dressed in scanty clothes. Her name is none other than Linda. Also known on the street as the Hegemon of Honeybadgers. She looks disturbed, or amused being surrounded by all the troll children. Also, note that the DISCEDO KGB are no where to be seen.
But LO AND BEHOLD, ERIDAN HAS SCORED A PROSTITUTE.
BEACHES AND SHORES.]
hey lady you look kind of cold you should get on more clothes
do you want our shirts?
theyre free
you could havve them
[The view whips around again, Eridan is removing his gray shirt and lo ho ho dear readers, there is a lady. A lady with that is dressed in scanty clothes. Her name is none other than Linda. Also known on the street as the Hegemon of Honeybadgers. She looks disturbed, or amused being surrounded by all the troll children. Also, note that the DISCEDO KGB are no where to be seen.
But LO AND BEHOLD, ERIDAN HAS SCORED A PROSTITUTE.
BEACHES AND SHORES.]
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Date: 2011-04-12 12:44 am (UTC)[Action]
Date: 2011-04-12 12:53 am (UTC)Well... it's pretty different person to person. More so in groups, eh? Pirates, marines, revolutionaries, they tend to be a lot more exciting. But lots of people in my world would just piss their pants if they ever saw a seaking up close and personal. You guys would probably have the right reaction and try to eat it.
[RUFFLES ERI'S HEAD.] Thanks Eridan, I appreciate that.
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Date: 2011-04-12 01:25 am (UTC)[He just puffs his fins out a little.]
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Date: 2011-04-12 01:56 am (UTC)Makes sense. Seakings aren't too easy to tame though, because they aren't that smart. You'd probably tame the same things the fishmen tame, eh.
[Bwaaah so cute.]
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Date: 2011-04-12 02:02 am (UTC)[huff puff!!!!]
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Date: 2011-04-12 02:13 am (UTC)[Marco just laughs.]
Does that count as taming? Sounds like you two have a one-two punch combo reminiscent of fishmen and merfolk. Merfolk want to live peacefully with all the species, fishmen tend to be more militant.
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Date: 2011-04-12 02:23 am (UTC)[Action]
Date: 2011-04-12 02:27 am (UTC)Yup. Definitely like fishmen for you and merfolk for her then.
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Date: 2011-04-12 02:33 am (UTC)[Action]
Date: 2011-04-12 02:40 am (UTC)So have they.
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Date: 2011-04-12 02:49 am (UTC)[Action]
Date: 2011-04-12 02:55 am (UTC)No worries mate, you'll always be Eridan the badass sea troll to me.
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Date: 2011-04-12 03:06 am (UTC)[He could be both :|a]
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Date: 2011-04-12 03:10 am (UTC)[Marco would make a good both. :|a So long as he's not stealing Japan's position. orz]
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Date: 2011-04-12 03:11 am (UTC)[nobody could possibly steal Japan's position. It is pretty secure.]
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