Eridan: Pick up a hooker named Linda.
Apr. 8th, 2011 09:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shellfish[ We start our story from a view of an apartment door, followed with some rather ornery chortling from the background. Suddenly the world is spinning as if you're on a circus ride, and you get a nice shot of Eridan's butt chin mug. He looks a little confused and you'll soon see why.]
hey lady you look kind of cold you should get on more clothes
do you want our shirts?
theyre free
you could havve them
[The view whips around again, Eridan is removing his gray shirt and lo ho ho dear readers, there is a lady. A lady with that is dressed in scanty clothes. Her name is none other than Linda. Also known on the street as the Hegemon of Honeybadgers. She looks disturbed, or amused being surrounded by all the troll children. Also, note that the DISCEDO KGB are no where to be seen.
But LO AND BEHOLD, ERIDAN HAS SCORED A PROSTITUTE.
BEACHES AND SHORES.]
hey lady you look kind of cold you should get on more clothes
do you want our shirts?
theyre free
you could havve them
[The view whips around again, Eridan is removing his gray shirt and lo ho ho dear readers, there is a lady. A lady with that is dressed in scanty clothes. Her name is none other than Linda. Also known on the street as the Hegemon of Honeybadgers. She looks disturbed, or amused being surrounded by all the troll children. Also, note that the DISCEDO KGB are no where to be seen.
But LO AND BEHOLD, ERIDAN HAS SCORED A PROSTITUTE.
BEACHES AND SHORES.]
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Action\\ Tavros: Give that bitch a wwhale.
Date: 2011-04-09 01:14 am (UTC)[Tavros introduces himself timidly to the prostitute, who is indeed LINDA AS SHUGO HAS FORETOLD.]
Action - wwhales are too mainstream so i gavve her my shirt
Date: 2011-04-09 01:16 am (UTC)Action - Hipsters are mainstream now. deal w/ it.
Date: 2011-04-09 01:19 am (UTC)Action - your face is mainstream
Date: 2011-04-09 01:24 am (UTC)Action - okay too far now thats just mean
Date: 2011-04-09 01:27 am (UTC)action - having a heart is too mainstream
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Date: 2011-04-09 01:47 am (UTC)[you read it aloud. it sounds funny.]
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Date: 2011-04-09 03:29 am (UTC)[So the kid with the purple hair and gills, the juggalo face-painted stoner, the furry larper, the girl in winged footie pajamas, the paraplegic, and the cranky one who exists in a perpetual state of screaming (Sollux too I guess) are supposed to keep on the lowdown. Sure. Okay.]
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Date: 2011-04-09 02:32 am (UTC)[Perched up in a tree in human form.]
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Date: 2011-04-09 02:54 am (UTC)Cool. Want the weapons in case they try to get you back?
Also, after that, I'm going into the wind for a bit, eh.
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Date: 2011-04-09 06:39 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2011-04-09 07:01 am (UTC)Means on the run. So we're both on the lam. Hm.
Weapons?
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From:ACTION // FORWARD DATED to be the last post that happens.
Date: 2011-04-09 02:46 am (UTC)ii2 that recordiing?
oh my god.
ERIIDAN YOU ARE 2O FUCKIING 2TUPIID!
2HUT IIT OFF!
2HUT IIT OFF 2HUT IIT OFF!!
[Sollux then punches Eridan in the face, grabs hold of his communicator-like device, and forces it off.]
ACTION // FORWARD DATED ;o;
Date: 2011-04-09 02:50 am (UTC)[Kind of, having a nose bleed here.]
ACTION // FORWARD DATED
Date: 2011-04-09 03:01 am (UTC)oh my god.
we have two get out of here.
they're goiing two know where we are.
we are 2o fucked.
you ju2t fucked u2 all over and not even iin the way you'd liike.
oh my god.
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Date: 2011-04-09 06:38 am (UTC)ACTION // FORWARD DATED
Date: 2011-04-09 03:25 pm (UTC)apparently a2kiing you two be LE22 of a faiilure ii2 ju2t two much two a2k for.
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