Eridan: Pick up a hooker named Linda.
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shellfish[ We start our story from a view of an apartment door, followed with some rather ornery chortling from the background. Suddenly the world is spinning as if you're on a circus ride, and you get a nice shot of Eridan's butt chin mug. He looks a little confused and you'll soon see why.]
hey lady you look kind of cold you should get on more clothes
do you want our shirts?
theyre free
you could havve them
[The view whips around again, Eridan is removing his gray shirt and lo ho ho dear readers, there is a lady. A lady with that is dressed in scanty clothes. Her name is none other than Linda. Also known on the street as the Hegemon of Honeybadgers. She looks disturbed, or amused being surrounded by all the troll children. Also, note that the DISCEDO KGB are no where to be seen.
But LO AND BEHOLD, ERIDAN HAS SCORED A PROSTITUTE.
BEACHES AND SHORES.]
hey lady you look kind of cold you should get on more clothes
do you want our shirts?
theyre free
you could havve them
[The view whips around again, Eridan is removing his gray shirt and lo ho ho dear readers, there is a lady. A lady with that is dressed in scanty clothes. Her name is none other than Linda. Also known on the street as the Hegemon of Honeybadgers. She looks disturbed, or amused being surrounded by all the troll children. Also, note that the DISCEDO KGB are no where to be seen.
But LO AND BEHOLD, ERIDAN HAS SCORED A PROSTITUTE.
BEACHES AND SHORES.]
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Date: 2011-04-10 04:45 pm (UTC)[video]
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Date: 2011-04-10 07:07 pm (UTC)Seifer.
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Date: 2011-04-10 07:09 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2011-04-10 07:15 pm (UTC)No one stays left behind.
The pink-haired chick Anya helped too.
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Date: 2011-04-10 07:22 pm (UTC)[There's a sound of sirens in the background.]
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Date: 2011-04-10 07:24 pm (UTC)Don't get spotted, eh. You guys stick out even worse than I do.
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Date: 2011-04-10 07:41 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2011-04-10 07:44 pm (UTC)[ooc: All for Marco sneaking up behind them with loot? He's still gonna try to break out the others from the non-human hospital camp though.]
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Date: 2011-04-10 07:59 pm (UTC)[Action???]
Date: 2011-04-10 08:04 pm (UTC)[Action]
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Date: 2011-04-10 08:19 pm (UTC)I'm not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed I didn't sleep with her now, eh. [Marco stop thinking creepy things out loud. Anyways, he taps Eridan lightly with the giant gun.]
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Date: 2011-04-10 08:37 pm (UTC)[It takes Eridan exactly .75 seconds to realize it is not Alex or Joseph or any of the KGB members tailing them.]
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Date: 2011-04-10 09:05 pm (UTC)Yeah, mate. All right, gun for you. Ammo. And this bag has a load of crap we stole. I'm not sure how to work half of it, but the others might find it useful, eh?
How're you holding up? No injuries to speak of?
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Date: 2011-04-10 09:42 pm (UTC)[At the question, Eridan glances away shyly. He tenderly holds an arm that is discolored between gray skin and purple bruises. As well as a red band around one of his arms. To inform everyone that that arm simply cannot stop bleeding. ERIDAN'S MUN WOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS, for her arm would not stop bleeding after she donated blood.
And he looks tired, yellow eyes not quite as snarky as they were in post Discedo. But there's nothing that will scar at least.]
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Date: 2011-04-10 10:08 pm (UTC)You sure?
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Date: 2011-04-10 10:12 pm (UTC)[Action]
Date: 2011-04-10 10:28 pm (UTC)True. Okay, you've earned your freedom and the weapons, eh? [Still, he's a little worried Eridan might not even be able to use it, but since Eridan's been through worse, he'll let it slide. For manly pirate pride. So he's opening up the bag to show what there is. He's keeping the grenades though because he's never had a chance to cause small explosions before.]
Okay, these are the zapper things, that's what most of the guys use so I guess they must be extra effective on humans. And then there's some jutte-looking things [Police clubs.] and whatever the heck this is [A fire extinguisher.] oh and these were the only blades we could find. [Just some knives really.]
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Date: 2011-04-10 10:52 pm (UTC)[He grabs something from his pants pocket, it sounds like paper as he unfolds it and straightens it out to hold it out to Marco.]
[IT'S YOUR WANTED POSTER MARCO.]
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Date: 2011-04-10 11:05 pm (UTC)Perfect.
[Just starts laughing and rubs his chin.] Not bad, eh? You should see the ones they have for me back home. They're not even offering a bounty here. In my world it's one of the biggest bounties out there other than Dragon, Shanks, Kaidou and Big Mam. [Hey, he's cool with being in the top 10 out of MILLIONS of pirates.] Keep it. Then you'll know someone's look out for you no matter what, eh.
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Date: 2011-04-10 11:12 pm (UTC)[He turns the poster over and stares at it in amazement, looking from poster to Marco.]
[He tenderly folds the poster back up. A purple hue briefly coming to his face as he noted Marco's words. Something he won't forget, especially so when they all return to the real Discedo. FORESHADOWING? IT THINK SO.]
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Date: 2011-04-10 11:17 pm (UTC)You have wanted posters back in your world too? What for?
[Marco will totally be even more ridiculous in real!Discedo because he'll have his D.F. back and SO MUCH adrenaline use from anarchy!highs. Aw yeah. Best role model ever. OTL]
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Date: 2011-04-10 11:37 pm (UTC)[Good Model. Best Model. lol sob Marco is going to be like one of those big kids that have all the little kids trying to copy them.]
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Date: 2011-04-10 11:46 pm (UTC)[Because this is obviously a discussion to stop and have while they whole city is looking for them. Annnnd ffft... Marco's life is always like that. Fancomic example. Also that is why Eri reminds him of Namur (the shark fishman) all the time.]
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