Eridan: Pick up a hooker named Linda.
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shellfish[ We start our story from a view of an apartment door, followed with some rather ornery chortling from the background. Suddenly the world is spinning as if you're on a circus ride, and you get a nice shot of Eridan's butt chin mug. He looks a little confused and you'll soon see why.]
hey lady you look kind of cold you should get on more clothes
do you want our shirts?
theyre free
you could havve them
[The view whips around again, Eridan is removing his gray shirt and lo ho ho dear readers, there is a lady. A lady with that is dressed in scanty clothes. Her name is none other than Linda. Also known on the street as the Hegemon of Honeybadgers. She looks disturbed, or amused being surrounded by all the troll children. Also, note that the DISCEDO KGB are no where to be seen.
But LO AND BEHOLD, ERIDAN HAS SCORED A PROSTITUTE.
BEACHES AND SHORES.]
hey lady you look kind of cold you should get on more clothes
do you want our shirts?
theyre free
you could havve them
[The view whips around again, Eridan is removing his gray shirt and lo ho ho dear readers, there is a lady. A lady with that is dressed in scanty clothes. Her name is none other than Linda. Also known on the street as the Hegemon of Honeybadgers. She looks disturbed, or amused being surrounded by all the troll children. Also, note that the DISCEDO KGB are no where to be seen.
But LO AND BEHOLD, ERIDAN HAS SCORED A PROSTITUTE.
BEACHES AND SHORES.]
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Date: 2011-04-11 12:45 am (UTC)Well on the bright side, your sort of have now. Very badass.
[Yes, yes he is. He is just the mother hen of the crew.]
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Date: 2011-04-11 01:01 am (UTC)[ ;o; round up the babbies Mama-Marco ;o; ]
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Date: 2011-04-11 01:15 am (UTC)This is how adventures start.
[Just listen to the anarchist pirate Eridan. He knows these things.
And... Oh god he will so round up the babies. His next post "back home" will probably just be in bird form cuddling baby chicks OTL. All that badassery out the window.]
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Date: 2011-04-11 01:34 am (UTC)[What man, he doesn't know.
Eridan will just think of you as some badass lusus. Look at all them wrigglers you're taking care of marco. that's pretty badass, for a lusus]
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Date: 2011-04-11 01:41 am (UTC)[Notice that he says rarely. OTL such a bad role model Idek...
And that is true love right there. Accepting Marco's insanity nonetheless XD he appreciates it.]
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Date: 2011-04-11 01:50 am (UTC)[OTL look how flustered he looks. He now understands why the hooker had been pestering him for the past hour or so.
oh please, Eridan was raised by a flying seahorse and has endured trials that should declare normal people insane. I THINK HE WOULD ACCEPT MARCO. especially so that they've bonded like this.]
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Date: 2011-04-11 01:53 am (UTC)[Ffft.... XD Marco will just have to adopt Eridan and take him flying. So that Eri can be like Harry Potter with a pet Fawkes and flying car and rub it in the trolls faces or something. /sobs.]
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Date: 2011-04-11 02:02 am (UTC)[He turns to Linda]
[Dealt with like a man. Actually no, Linda just thinks this kid is rude and hobbles away. Like, really, how rude!]
["hey guys, guys, guys, today. i went flying like harry potter from wwizard people dear reader. i bet youvve nevver gone flying" he would brag about it until Sollux throws him out the window with pisionics 8( ]
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Date: 2011-04-11 02:06 am (UTC)[rofl This clearly should happen for lulz. And even Ace would approve of the throwing him out a window thing OTL]
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Date: 2011-04-11 02:08 am (UTC)[It probably will once Sollux and Eridan get their chips out. Sob.]
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Date: 2011-04-11 02:13 am (UTC)Maybe they didn't know either? Or they thought you knew and figured you were teaching her a life lesson. Besides hookers aren't all bad. They provide an important service.
[Philosophy from a pirate... /sigh.
Also, excellent :3]
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Date: 2011-04-11 02:16 am (UTC)[PHILOSOPHY FROM SOMEONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BRING ABOUT HOPE.
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Date: 2011-04-11 02:25 am (UTC)It just rarely is what people really want.
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Date: 2011-04-11 03:02 am (UTC)[Come on Eri, what about Pretty Woman? :O]
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Date: 2011-04-11 10:36 am (UTC)[(nottalking) nope.jpg]
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Date: 2011-04-11 03:23 pm (UTC)For humans, having their ah, genetic material taken is a good thing. Enough that they'll even pay women for it, eh.
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Date: 2011-04-12 12:21 am (UTC)[Have a wee babby fist to your side, Marco. So improper!!!]
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Date: 2011-04-12 12:39 am (UTC)Aye, aye, relax, eh? You guys have done more than a lot of full grown adults in my world, sometimes it just has to get asked.
Tell you what, I might not be able to answer troll biology questions, but you've got any other kind, and you can always ask me, eh?
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