Eridan: Pick up a hooker named Linda.
Apr. 8th, 2011 09:07 pm[ We start our story from a view of an apartment door, followed with some rather ornery chortling from the background. Suddenly the world is spinning as if you're on a circus ride, and you get a nice shot of Eridan's butt chin mug. He looks a little confused and you'll soon see why.]
hey lady you look kind of cold you should get on more clothes
do you want our shirts?
theyre free
you could havve them
[The view whips around again, Eridan is removing his gray shirt and lo ho ho dear readers, there is a lady. A lady with that is dressed in scanty clothes. Her name is none other than Linda. Also known on the street as the Hegemon of Honeybadgers. She looks disturbed, or amused being surrounded by all the troll children. Also, note that the DISCEDO KGB are no where to be seen.
But LO AND BEHOLD, ERIDAN HAS SCORED A PROSTITUTE.
BEACHES AND SHORES.]
hey lady you look kind of cold you should get on more clothes
do you want our shirts?
theyre free
you could havve them
[The view whips around again, Eridan is removing his gray shirt and lo ho ho dear readers, there is a lady. A lady with that is dressed in scanty clothes. Her name is none other than Linda. Also known on the street as the Hegemon of Honeybadgers. She looks disturbed, or amused being surrounded by all the troll children. Also, note that the DISCEDO KGB are no where to be seen.
But LO AND BEHOLD, ERIDAN HAS SCORED A PROSTITUTE.
BEACHES AND SHORES.]
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Date: 2011-04-10 02:53 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2011-04-10 03:11 am (UTC)[Starts on the move already, down from the trees and grabbing some duffel bags of mostly tasers, but of course some other rifles and ammo as well.]
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Date: 2011-04-10 03:21 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2011-04-10 03:32 am (UTC)Would he use an electric zapper thing?
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Date: 2011-04-10 03:43 am (UTC)[video]
Date: 2011-04-10 03:55 am (UTC)Of course. That's what friends are for.
Sandwich Factory and gunblade boy too.
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Date: 2011-04-10 07:07 pm (UTC)Seifer.
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Date: 2011-04-10 07:15 pm (UTC)No one stays left behind.
The pink-haired chick Anya helped too.
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Date: 2011-04-10 07:22 pm (UTC)[There's a sound of sirens in the background.]
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Date: 2011-04-10 07:24 pm (UTC)Don't get spotted, eh. You guys stick out even worse than I do.
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Date: 2011-04-10 07:41 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2011-04-10 07:44 pm (UTC)[ooc: All for Marco sneaking up behind them with loot? He's still gonna try to break out the others from the non-human hospital camp though.]
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Date: 2011-04-10 07:59 pm (UTC)[Action???]
Date: 2011-04-10 08:04 pm (UTC)[Action]
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Date: 2011-04-10 08:19 pm (UTC)I'm not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed I didn't sleep with her now, eh. [Marco stop thinking creepy things out loud. Anyways, he taps Eridan lightly with the giant gun.]
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Date: 2011-04-10 08:37 pm (UTC)[It takes Eridan exactly .75 seconds to realize it is not Alex or Joseph or any of the KGB members tailing them.]
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Date: 2011-04-10 09:05 pm (UTC)Yeah, mate. All right, gun for you. Ammo. And this bag has a load of crap we stole. I'm not sure how to work half of it, but the others might find it useful, eh?
How're you holding up? No injuries to speak of?
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Date: 2011-04-10 09:42 pm (UTC)[At the question, Eridan glances away shyly. He tenderly holds an arm that is discolored between gray skin and purple bruises. As well as a red band around one of his arms. To inform everyone that that arm simply cannot stop bleeding. ERIDAN'S MUN WOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS, for her arm would not stop bleeding after she donated blood.
And he looks tired, yellow eyes not quite as snarky as they were in post Discedo. But there's nothing that will scar at least.]
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Date: 2011-04-10 10:08 pm (UTC)You sure?
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