Eridan: Recieve a life jacket.

[shellfish]

[Hello Discedo, please to have an angry troll all up in your business in the form of a video. He is quite angry. And also, lo and behold the life jacket he is currently waving around in a temper tantrum.]

WWHAT THE FUCK DID I GET
is this some kinda an insult
to be sent some life perservvin vvest for wwrigglers wwho cant fuckin swwim
insufferable morons!!
I ERIDAN AMPORA A SEA TROLL CAN SWWIM WWITHOUT THE NEED OF SUCH TOMFOOLERY
beaches and shores scientists
beaches and shores
youre goin to pay for this
mark my glubs because my neww porpoise in life wwill be to feel your blood on my hands
TONIGHT!!

[And it wouldn't be Eridan if this video didn't have a dramatic happening of violently throwing the life vest down onto the floor. Because beaches and shores dear readers, Eridan will not tolerate this tomfoolery.]

Comments

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[fierybluebird]

What... seriously?!

[WIDE-EYED SHOCK.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[fierybluebird]

Can I have it? I'll give you something for it.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[fierybluebird]

Really? Thanks Eridan!

What do you want for it?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[fierybluebird]

THANKS ERIDAN!

I'll still get you something.

You like chowder?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[fierybluebird]

Whoa. Seriously? You've never had chowder? It's like... The best seafood ever. What's your favorite type normally? Clams, lobsters, seaking?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[fierybluebird]

Ah, good point.

All right, I'll try to see what I can find. It won't be the best, but it'll still be good, eh.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[fierybluebird]

That's the plan. Want to come fishing with me?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[fierybluebird]

Excellent. Nothing like night fishing.