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♒ caligulasAquarium {Eridan Ampora} ([personal profile] shellfish) wrote2011-05-01 08:36 pm
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Eridan: Recieve a life jacket.

[Hello Discedo, please to have an angry troll all up in your business in the form of a video. He is quite angry. And also, lo and behold the life jacket he is currently waving around in a temper tantrum.]

WWHAT THE FUCK DID I GET
is this some kinda an insult
to be sent some life perservvin vvest for wwrigglers wwho cant fuckin swwim
insufferable morons!!
I ERIDAN AMPORA A SEA TROLL CAN SWWIM WWITHOUT THE NEED OF SUCH TOMFOOLERY
beaches and shores scientists
beaches and shores
youre goin to pay for this
mark my glubs because my neww porpoise in life wwill be to feel your blood on my hands
TONIGHT!!

[And it wouldn't be Eridan if this video didn't have a dramatic happening of violently throwing the life vest down onto the floor. Because beaches and shores dear readers, Eridan will not tolerate this tomfoolery.]

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fierybluebird: (uncertain)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-05-02 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
What is it?
biwinning: (you don't have the brains god gave corn.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2011-05-02 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't mind Sollux. He's just riding his bike around the apartment.]

Gamzee: Be the miracles.

[identity profile] thegreathonk.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 12:44 am (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't mind Eridan, he's just going to kick the back wheel when you drive by.]
biwinning: (Gnarly gnarlingtons.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2011-05-02 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[BIKE ACCIDENTS-- into the wall. Fucking ow.]

[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Laughing his ass off over here.

HAHA, YOUR MISFORTUNE, HOW IT SOOTHES HIM.]
biwinning: (PHHHHHHPHF)

[personal profile] biwinning 2011-05-02 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
[WHATEVER, HE KNOWS YOU JELLY. He'll just have to go ride outside. SO HE'LL STICK HIS TONGUE OUT AS HE LEAVES.]
biwinning: (I am battle-tested bayonets bro.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2011-05-02 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
fuck you.

[like he's going to tell you dude.]

[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 01:04 am (UTC)(link)


[Grabs onto the back of your bike wheel. HE WILL NOT LET YOU GO IN PEACE.]
biwinning: (Got to dismiss these clowns.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2011-05-02 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
yeah there ii2, iit'2 wherever you are.
let go a22hole.
ii know you're jealou2 ii got a two wheel deviice but fuckiing lay off.
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (Is that so?)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2011-05-02 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
So like a baby blanket for the water?

[Oh if he only knew.]

[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I received that, as well...

As an island nation, this seems a bit ironic.

[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com 2011-05-02 02:04 am (UTC)(link)


[Doesn't let go.]
biwinning: (I am battle-tested bayonets bro.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2011-05-02 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
2o let go.
ii'm ju2t goiing two riide around out2iide.
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