Eridan: Recieve a life jacket.

[shellfish]

[Hello Discedo, please to have an angry troll all up in your business in the form of a video. He is quite angry. And also, lo and behold the life jacket he is currently waving around in a temper tantrum.]

WWHAT THE FUCK DID I GET
is this some kinda an insult
to be sent some life perservvin vvest for wwrigglers wwho cant fuckin swwim
insufferable morons!!
I ERIDAN AMPORA A SEA TROLL CAN SWWIM WWITHOUT THE NEED OF SUCH TOMFOOLERY
beaches and shores scientists
beaches and shores
youre goin to pay for this
mark my glubs because my neww porpoise in life wwill be to feel your blood on my hands
TONIGHT!!

[And it wouldn't be Eridan if this video didn't have a dramatic happening of violently throwing the life vest down onto the floor. Because beaches and shores dear readers, Eridan will not tolerate this tomfoolery.]

Comments

[fierybluebird]

What is it?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[fierybluebird]

So like a baby blanket for the water?

[Oh if he only knew.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

[Don't mind Sollux. He's just riding his bike around the apartment.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Don't mind Eridan, he's just going to kick the back wheel when you drive by.]

[biwinning]

[BIKE ACCIDENTS-- into the wall. Fucking ow.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Laughing his ass off over here.

HAHA, YOUR MISFORTUNE, HOW IT SOOTHES HIM.]

Gamzee: Be the miracles.

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I received that, as well...

As an island nation, this seems a bit ironic.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Perhaps Eridan could trade with someone else. It seems that not everyone was given the same thing.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

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[volcanisms.livejournal.com]

...You're a troll?

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[lol!!]

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[volcanisms.livejournal.com]

You don't look like any troll I've seen before...

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[undeadstalking.livejournal.com]

Maybe they just thought you could use a little help! [ She giggles because.. well, schadenfreude!! Even though she's stuck with moon shoes.. ]

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[undeadstalking.livejournal.com]

Wh~o kno~ws? Maybe you'd forget to breathe underwater.

[windything.livejournal.com]

[ just this face. wat? ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[JOHNNNNNNNN]

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