Eridan: Recieve a life jacket.

[shellfish]

[Hello Discedo, please to have an angry troll all up in your business in the form of a video. He is quite angry. And also, lo and behold the life jacket he is currently waving around in a temper tantrum.]

WWHAT THE FUCK DID I GET
is this some kinda an insult
to be sent some life perservvin vvest for wwrigglers wwho cant fuckin swwim
insufferable morons!!
I ERIDAN AMPORA A SEA TROLL CAN SWWIM WWITHOUT THE NEED OF SUCH TOMFOOLERY
beaches and shores scientists
beaches and shores
youre goin to pay for this
mark my glubs because my neww porpoise in life wwill be to feel your blood on my hands
TONIGHT!!

[And it wouldn't be Eridan if this video didn't have a dramatic happening of violently throwing the life vest down onto the floor. Because beaches and shores dear readers, Eridan will not tolerate this tomfoolery.]

Comments

[biwinning]

[He doesn't know.]

you're not my moiiraiil or my lu2u2, why the fuck do you care?!

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

[Looking over his shoulder as he attempts to abscond.

THE STAIRS DRAW NEAR.]

fiigure iit out and leave me alone!

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Stops following.]

[biwinning]

what?

[WHOOPS. STAIRS.

Here, have the sound of Sollux falling down them. And then, when he reaches the bottom:]

FUCK.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[BRB LOLING FOREVER AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS.]

[biwinning]

[no answer.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

[Still no answer.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[COMING DOWN TO CHECK. shit. Fef is going to kill him.]

[biwinning]

[Seems like no one's home here, Eridan.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[nudges with his foot]

[biwinning]

[Note I said "seems like."

Once Eridan nudges him with his foot, Sollux grabs it and PULLS. Have fun falling flat on your nook, Eridan.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Oh you asshole.]



[And Eridan will violently kick Sollux in the side from the ground beside the bee boy. Jerk.]

[biwinning]

you fuckiing 2tarted iit!!

[Kicking back!! With renewed strength. ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Reaching over to slap the shit out of Sollux.]

[biwinning]

[OW WHAT THE FUCK. Shoving Eridan away.]

ugh!
ii ju2t want two go on a biike riide can you ju2t leave me alone??

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[SHOVES BACK. He hates you Sollux.]

[biwinning]

[He knows you do.

Also setting up his bike again.]

well you ruiined iit for today.
mii22iion accomplii2hed.