ERIDAN: Introduce yourself to the welcome party.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

CA: my glasses arent wworkin
CA: i cant access trollian wwith them
CA: but i found this netwworkin devvice nearby
CA: it doesnt havve trollian but it wwill suffice
CA: evven if fixin the font is a pain in the bonebulge
CA: but noww that i am in contact with one of you fuckasses
CA: wwhere the fuckin hell in sgrub did you flat-footed shell-lickers send me
CA: this isnt part of the game so wwhat the gracious fuck havve you done
CA: you better givve me some answwsers
CA: this means i dont wwant any wwriggler nonsense out of your seedflaps
CA: i wwill havve none of that up in my gills
CA: you understand that land grubbers
CA: you better not havve failed big time or i wwill find you
CA: create a tsunami with my grist
CA: and ride that wwave all over your husk and up it wwhen i get my terminal part of my forelimb on you
CA: and after i ride that motherfuckin tsunami ovver your husk
CA: i wwill ravvage this city like a ragin typhoon
CA: and this shitty pathetic shell of a planet wwill be no more
CA: you hear that
CA: so givve me some fuckin answwers noww
CA: no dallywwaggin or any of that mucky-knicker-cheese
CA: i fuckin mean it im not afraid to shoot any of you fuckers in the face
CA: like ivve been shooting these fuckers in the face
CA: fuckin mean-chunk preposterous monsters
CA: and wwhy arent they givvin me any grist
CA: i dont givve a damn about levveling up since i reached the top of my echeladder
CA: it doesnt make any fuckin sense
CA: but wwhatever i guess i wwill just wwait to be answwered
CA: GLUB GLUB GLUB

Comments

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[ I can't come up with a clever reply so smacking Japan's arm. ]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

T-the pail?!

[OH IS THAT WHAT THEY ARE FREAKING OUT ABOUT. UM. TOSSES IT. BACK INTO THE HALLWAY. AND CLOSES THE DOOR.]

I-is it alright now!? Is it fine?! I do not understand what sort of-- ahh, I was merely putting out the fire...!

[oh yeah I forgot to mention for Karkat's sake that Japan has a black eye now BUT NOW YOU KNOW. it might go unmentioned anyway but still.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[And covering his face, Eridan quickly runs off to the bathroom. Embarrassed by grandpa Japan country. He leaves Karkat up to the explanation or the lack of an explanation. brb crying purple tears in the bathroom.

Actually he's not crying so much as just frowning.]

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[ Jeeze you blubbering pansy, and here Karkat was about be all sympathetic and pat your shoulder and shit. So much for that.

YOUR BLACK EYE DOESN'T TAKE PRECEDENCE OVER THE PAIL SITUATION SORRY JAPAN. Karkat is glaring and probably twitching in barely-restrained rage/embarrassment. It isn't made better when Karkat finally processes that Japan has no idea what's going on. Of course he wouldn't. Stupid cultural exchanges. ]



[ Clearing his throat. He legitimately looks embarrassed and awkward. ]



[ Hiding his face in his hands THIS IS SO AWKWARD. ]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[Just staring. And staring. Trying to process. O-oh..... Oops...

He'll bow a few times, suddenly embarrassed, himself! Despite not really understanding how it works, he at least has sympathy okay.]

M-my deepest apologies! It will not happen again! Forgive me!

[And after some of that, he will just flee to his paper and start sketching. G-go on Karkat!!! Go help your troll buddy!!! Or something! Japan's not sure what's supposed to go next. Sob. He is trying his best. These trolls are weirder than westerners. Oh god.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Eridan in the meantime is washing away his embarrassment in the bathroom. And by washing away I mean he is basically dunking his face into the water and screaming into it. Hoping the cuttlefish in the sea can hear his teenage angst. It isn't so much the pail incident that brought this outburst on but his frustration with everything. Why is being a teenaged troll such a hard life. Whyyy.

He sits down to the side, trying to cool his burning face. He wishes there was some slime to sleep in, it'd be pretty soothing to all their problems right about now. But alas, there is no slime so he has to suck it up and behave like a big troll. Which he does. Poorly.

God he is such a blubbery asshole.]

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[ Such emotional theatrics. Karkat can't even bring himself to pity Eridan when he's behaving like this. He's just fucking annoying and it embarrasses him more to be associated with such a tool than the pail incident. ]



[ Andddd now going to kick the bathroom door. ]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[He barges open the door and, sure enough, there are no purple streaks lining his face, just water rolling off his clammy skin. Shoving a little at his fellow boy troy which is physical body troll language for 'fuck you and back off you fucker'.]



[Even if it wasn't Japan's fault. He'd shoot him.]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[staring at Eridan]

I understand. Ahh, I will do my best to avoid such things in the future.

[UM. DRAWS MORE MAP.]

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

Erm... are you one of CG's friends?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

Kar? ... I see. I recognized it from the writing... no one else writes like you, with the different text and color.

I'm... mostly human. Have you gotten your answers about the city yet?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

My name is Naminé, and no, I'm not a scientist. They don't talk to anyone, except on special circumstances.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

Scientists don't talk to anyone, but you can request things from them. Maybe then they'd listen to you... but probably not.

This planet is called Fortuna, but anything that happens usually involves the scientists or some of the other surrounding cities. I know of Accido, Spero, and Hollisland. They really control everything that happens here, so if something goes wrong you can usually blame them.

Most other magic comes from people's powers they get back when their chips are removed.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

Culled?

Wizards? A lot of people here have different powers, it depends what world they come from. I have some, too.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

i think i just sent this conversation to hell

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

... Wizard? Well I... if a wizard is someone who has powers, I suppose so.

The chip is different depending on the person. You'd have to ask one of the doctors for that information.

you just sent your relationship to ERIDAN HELL. WELCOME TO ERIDAN HELL.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

sobbbb

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

Imaginary... er, I'm not sure I can teach you. It's kind of something only I can do.

You can just ask on this network for a doctor, they'll usually reply... or go to the hospital.

WELCOME TO ERIDAN HELL WHERE HE IS THE JAILER AND WHEN YOU ARE JAILED YOU LISTEN TO HIS SOB STORIES

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

/CRIES FOREVER

[dustedsunlight.livejournal.com]

I just don't think it's something I can really... teach. I can look into other peoples' memories and recreate them. I don't really know how to teach it. Japan is my friend too, you know.

Uh, the hospital is on the... well, first of all, where are you?

Jailer-1: wwitch you wwill tell me evverythin

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]