shellfish | ERIDAN: Introduce yourself to the welcome party.

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

CA: my glasses arent wworkin
CA: i cant access trollian wwith them
CA: but i found this netwworkin devvice nearby
CA: it doesnt havve trollian but it wwill suffice
CA: evven if fixin the font is a pain in the bonebulge
CA: but noww that i am in contact with one of you fuckasses
CA: wwhere the fuckin hell in sgrub did you flat-footed shell-lickers send me
CA: this isnt part of the game so wwhat the gracious fuck havve you done
CA: you better givve me some answwsers
CA: this means i dont wwant any wwriggler nonsense out of your seedflaps
CA: i wwill havve none of that up in my gills
CA: you understand that land grubbers
CA: you better not havve failed big time or i wwill find you
CA: create a tsunami with my grist
CA: and ride that wwave all over your husk and up it wwhen i get my terminal part of my forelimb on you
CA: and after i ride that motherfuckin tsunami ovver your husk
CA: i wwill ravvage this city like a ragin typhoon
CA: and this shitty pathetic shell of a planet wwill be no more
CA: you hear that
CA: so givve me some fuckin answwers noww
CA: no dallywwaggin or any of that mucky-knicker-cheese
CA: i fuckin mean it im not afraid to shoot any of you fuckers in the face
CA: like ivve been shooting these fuckers in the face
CA: fuckin mean-chunk preposterous monsters
CA: and wwhy arent they givvin me any grist
CA: i dont givve a damn about levveling up since i reached the top of my echeladder
CA: it doesnt make any fuckin sense
CA: but wwhatever i guess i wwill just wwait to be answwered
CA: GLUB GLUB GLUB

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Culled?

Wizards? A lot of people here have different powers, it depends what world they come from. I have some, too.

... Wizard? Well I... if a wizard is someone who has powers, I suppose so.

The chip is different depending on the person. You'd have to ask one of the doctors for that information.

Imaginary... er, I'm not sure I can teach you. It's kind of something only I can do.

You can just ask on this network for a doctor, they'll usually reply... or go to the hospital.

I just don't think it's something I can really... teach. I can look into other peoples' memories and recreate them. I don't really know how to teach it. Japan is my friend too, you know.

Uh, the hospital is on the... well, first of all, where are you?

I've told you, I don't know how to teach you.

Uh, okay... you're in the same building as me, then. You're just going to follow the street down towards the high school, and keep going until you find it. You're not to far.

W-Well I could... try I suppose. But it's kind of complicated.

Yes, the high school is across the street from the church. If you follow the road down farther you'll find the hospital.

Er... I suppose you can try.

You'll find it, I'm sure. It's easy to get around here, if you stay on the main roads.

Yes, I am. Marshall 202.

... Please tell me if you're going to come barging into the apartment. I have my father living with me.

Be careful of the smaller streets. They're where all the monsters are.

Uh... he takes care of me. But he has powers, too.

Well... I've seen him lift an entire building before. And he plays with a wolf bigger than me for fun.

I don't know anyone named Harley, but uh...

I-I won't teach you if you hurt him.

... Yes. Yes I will. I'll cry and then,

M-My wizard powers don't work when I'm sad.

ERIDAN: Introduce yourself to the welcome party.

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i think i just sent this conversation to hell

you just sent your relationship to ERIDAN HELL. WELCOME TO ERIDAN HELL.

sobbbb

WELCOME TO ERIDAN HELL WHERE HE IS THE JAILER AND WHEN YOU ARE JAILED YOU LISTEN TO HIS SOB STORIES

/CRIES FOREVER

Jailer-1: wwitch you wwill tell me evverythin

neverrrr

Jailer-1: fuck you fuck you

/angry little girl pout

Jailer-1: /angry glubfucker glub

/tongue out

Jailer-1: /end meeting

/you do not get to learn the seekrit to my wizard powers then

Jailer-1: WHAT NO /UNEND MEETING

/WELL THEN YOU BEST BE NICE TO ME AND MAKE ME A FUCKING SANDWICH

I WILL MAKE YOU A SANDWICH. WITH MY FISTS

NO. NOW YOU HAVE ANGERED THE WITCH |:

OH JEGUS

/zaps with mind idk. also look, she's learning

lol sob I wonder if he's flirting for black romance with namine sob

... that title. i just. oh god

rah rah ah ah ah roma roma- want your black romance

is it sad i crackship them

no it isn't

why did I never tag this, what even