Eridan: Engage in the Fourth Wall.

[shellfish]

okay lets get this one thing straight neww landlickers
i am king of the lake
it is me
so that means hands off the lake
i havve befriended the deadly creature wwho dwwells in the bottom murky depths
and he is hostile as am i!!
wwe wwill use force to removve you at once if wwe must

begone!

Comments

[thorny]

Would you take the time to carve me a monument as well as handcraft such a fitting epitaph? I'm absolutely touched.

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[thorny]

Alas. I have no other choice but to rise from my untimely grave and fashion myself an appropriate resting decoration, then. And here I thought the end of my mortal struggles would be a peaceful one.