Eridan: Engage in the Fourth Wall.

[shellfish]

okay lets get this one thing straight neww landlickers
i am king of the lake
it is me
so that means hands off the lake
i havve befriended the deadly creature wwho dwwells in the bottom murky depths
and he is hostile as am i!!
wwe wwill use force to removve you at once if wwe must

begone!

Comments

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

The "deadly creature who dwels in the bottom murky depths"?

That's oddly specific.

[meaning it isn't. at all.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

Color me terrified.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[thorny]

Thank you for the assistance in planning out which areas I should avoid in order to keep my person free of any unwanted and tiresome conversations. It's incredibly thoughtful and I'll be certain to mail you an appropriately elaborate thank you card once I get my hands on some postage.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[thorny]

I've never harbored an irrational phobia of large bodies of water, nor do I intend to being now. As for my personal water supply, it's very kind of you to worry after my hydration but I can assure you that bottled water works as well as unfiltered lack glop.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[glubglub38p.livejournal.com]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[glubglub38p.livejournal.com]

((ooc: Oh, I guess I should mention she's like pre-EVERTHING.))

okok

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[made0ftime.livejournal.com]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[made0ftime.livejournal.com]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[voice]

[travelin-on.livejournal.com]

What is with the weird texting? [He doesn't get you kids and your newfangled trends on the internets.]

You know kid, you're not very convincing.

text

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Voice]

[travelin-on.livejournal.com]

I'm not typing at you, forget that.

Why would anyone care about the lake? What kind of deadly creature are we talking here? [Cause of everything you said, that is the only thing he cares about. Assuming you aren't lying or playing some childish pretendy game.]

Text derp

[shesapir8]

Dualscar, how is it that you manage to sound even more whiny than usual. I didn't think even you could manage that.

derpderpderp sheisaderp

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

Who you calling derp fish 8oy

[shesapir8]

Riiiiiiiight 8ecause that makes me really 8elieve you.

[fudgepudge.livejournal.com]

You don't sound hostile. You sound silly!

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[fudgepudge.livejournal.com]

Don't be ridiculous, you're the silliest pony ever! King of the lake! That's a good one!