Eridan: Engage in the Fourth Wall.

[shellfish]

okay lets get this one thing straight neww landlickers
i am king of the lake
it is me
so that means hands off the lake
i havve befriended the deadly creature wwho dwwells in the bottom murky depths
and he is hostile as am i!!
wwe wwill use force to removve you at once if wwe must

begone!

Comments

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

The "deadly creature who dwels in the bottom murky depths"?

That's oddly specific.

[meaning it isn't. at all.]

[thorny]

Thank you for the assistance in planning out which areas I should avoid in order to keep my person free of any unwanted and tiresome conversations. It's incredibly thoughtful and I'll be certain to mail you an appropriately elaborate thank you card once I get my hands on some postage.

[glubglub38p.livejournal.com]

[made0ftime.livejournal.com]

[voice]

[travelin-on.livejournal.com]

What is with the weird texting? [He doesn't get you kids and your newfangled trends on the internets.]

You know kid, you're not very convincing.

Text derp

[shesapir8]

Dualscar, how is it that you manage to sound even more whiny than usual. I didn't think even you could manage that.

[fudgepudge.livejournal.com]

You don't sound hostile. You sound silly!