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shellfish[ GREETINGS DISCEDO, well, at least what is left of discedo. We would like you to fondly regard the prinny couple before the communicator. Who seem very, very confused. Perhaps it is the rather fishy shadows looming over them that is questioning. ]
HEY FLIPPERBEASTS wwhere is all the fish
"Hey, what's this dood talking about?" "I have no idea--"
[ The camera moves in closer, nudging one of the prinny's nose. You can hear giggling in the background. ]
Y-----EA)(! YOU S)(OULD T---ELL US W)(--ER----E T)(-E MISSING P-EOPL--E AR-E!!! )(e)(e)(e.
tell us or i wwill blast your fuckin snapper off your aquatic nob
"W-WOAH, DOOD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
[ There is now a purple-blue god gun thrusted at the face of the confused prinny. The confusion now switches to moderately horrified. However, due to the lack of SCIENCE WAND, we know things won't get too messy. And because of the second voice: ]
)(ey, don't do t)(at, you big glubbing BULLY! We're just INT--ERROGATING! Not FLAYING!.
[ the screen shakes slightly. The one who's holding it seems to be shaking SPEAKER NUMBER ONE. ]
HEY HEY QUIT SHAKIN ME!!!! i wwasnt goin to shoot him i swwear its just... this is howw you get some fuckin answwers out of these denizens vviolence is alwways the wway to get some answwers thats howw its done in the organization of force
[ the prinnies take this opportunity of internal disputes to waddle off. ]
HEY FLIPPERBEASTS wwhere is all the fish
"Hey, what's this dood talking about?" "I have no idea--"
[ The camera moves in closer, nudging one of the prinny's nose. You can hear giggling in the background. ]
Y-----EA)(! YOU S)(OULD T---ELL US W)(--ER----E T)(-E MISSING P-EOPL--E AR-E!!! )(e)(e)(e.
tell us or i wwill blast your fuckin snapper off your aquatic nob
"W-WOAH, DOOD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
[ There is now a purple-blue god gun thrusted at the face of the confused prinny. The confusion now switches to moderately horrified. However, due to the lack of SCIENCE WAND, we know things won't get too messy. And because of the second voice: ]
)(ey, don't do t)(at, you big glubbing BULLY! We're just INT--ERROGATING! Not FLAYING!.
[ the screen shakes slightly. The one who's holding it seems to be shaking SPEAKER NUMBER ONE. ]
HEY HEY QUIT SHAKIN ME!!!! i wwasnt goin to shoot him i swwear its just... this is howw you get some fuckin answwers out of these denizens vviolence is alwways the wway to get some answwers thats howw its done in the organization of force
[ the prinnies take this opportunity of internal disputes to waddle off. ]
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Date: 2011-01-26 01:03 am (UTC)omg lj delete my other comment or I will punch you like the el nino
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Date: 2011-01-26 01:05 am (UTC)Better yet, go toss it. Be thoroughly rough and maybe it will give you some answers.
It has been a while since I've seen fireworks.
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Date: 2011-01-26 01:06 am (UTC)That.... that won't work, I mean it. I really don't think the prinnies know anything about the missing people, you two.
i knooow arrggggh
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Date: 2011-01-26 01:10 am (UTC)[ COMMENT LOG ]
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Date: 2011-01-26 01:20 am (UTC)And if you jostle them too much they explode, so please be careful over there, okay?
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Date: 2011-01-26 01:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-26 01:23 am (UTC)"Do I get to have a crowbar? Or will my only means of defense be a small bottle of holy water? If only arrows were the default weapon!"
There. Though, that's not really a pun.
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