ERIDAN: Interrogate the flipperbeasts with Feferi.

[shellfish]

[ GREETINGS DISCEDO, well, at least what is left of discedo. We would like you to fondly regard the prinny couple before the communicator. Who seem very, very confused. Perhaps it is the rather fishy shadows looming over them that is questioning. ]

HEY FLIPPERBEASTS wwhere is all the fish

"Hey, what's this dood talking about?" "I have no idea--"

[ The camera moves in closer, nudging one of the prinny's nose. You can hear giggling in the background. ]

Y-----EA)(! YOU S)(OULD T---ELL US W)(--ER----E T)(-E MISSING P-EOPL--E AR-E!!! )(e)(e)(e.

tell us or i wwill blast your fuckin snapper off your aquatic nob

"W-WOAH, DOOD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

[ There is now a purple-blue god gun thrusted at the face of the confused prinny. The confusion now switches to moderately horrified. However, due to the lack of SCIENCE WAND, we know things won't get too messy. And because of the second voice: ]

)(ey, don't do t)(at, you big glubbing BULLY! We're just INT--ERROGATING! Not FLAYING!.

[ the screen shakes slightly. The one who's holding it seems to be shaking SPEAKER NUMBER ONE. ]

HEY HEY QUIT SHAKIN ME!!!! i wwasnt goin to shoot him i swwear its just... this is howw you get some fuckin answwers out of these denizens vviolence is alwways the wway to get some answwers thats howw its done in the organization of force

[ the prinnies take this opportunity of internal disputes to waddle off. ]

Comments

[wishsrequiem.livejournal.com]

...I doubt any of the monsters had anything to do with it.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[wishsrequiem.livejournal.com]

This is Discedo. You'll get used to random happenings.

If there's nothing going on it usually means something's going to happen soon.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[wishsrequiem.livejournal.com]

I give it freely. Consider it a gift from this oh so lowly human to his self-proclaimed god.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[wishsrequiem.livejournal.com]

[ oh hell no. you did not just call him princess. what the...

how does this even happen!? ]

It was the other that mentioned it, thank you very much.

Though trust me when I say I would love nothing more than for everyone to just shut their mouths until this blows over. The inane racket is slowly deteriorating my last nerve.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[wishsrequiem.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps you should go shake that irritating nuisance some more.

Better yet, go toss it. Be thoroughly rough and maybe it will give you some answers.

It has been a while since I've seen fireworks.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[wishsrequiem.livejournal.com]

Go throw one and find out.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[wishsrequiem.livejournal.com]

Pray tell where are your feet?

[freeglub.livejournal.com]

[wishsrequiem.livejournal.com]

This is where listening to other conversations actually helps. One other witnessed his very own brother disappear right before his very eyes, leaving behind a bloodied communicator.

omg lj delete my other comment or I will punch you like the el nino

[freeglub.livejournal.com]

i knooow arrggggh

[wishsrequiem.livejournal.com]

Do you believe these incidents to be unrelated?

[freeglub.livejournal.com]

[wishsrequiem.livejournal.com]

By shaking exploding penguins.

[freeglub.livejournal.com]

[wishsrequiem.livejournal.com]

Did it work?

[ rhetorical question is rhetorical ]

[freeglub.livejournal.com]

[wishsrequiem.livejournal.com]

I didn't think that it would.

[freeglub.livejournal.com]

[wishsrequiem.livejournal.com]

Logically speaking, ask the people of Discedo. Find out the names of those that have disappeared and see if there is a common element that binds them all together.

There is a chance that the disappearances are simply random, I'll admit. Yet that is how I would proceed with any further investigation.