Eridan: Recieve a life jacket.

[shellfish]

[Hello Discedo, please to have an angry troll all up in your business in the form of a video. He is quite angry. And also, lo and behold the life jacket he is currently waving around in a temper tantrum.]

WWHAT THE FUCK DID I GET
is this some kinda an insult
to be sent some life perservvin vvest for wwrigglers wwho cant fuckin swwim
insufferable morons!!
I ERIDAN AMPORA A SEA TROLL CAN SWWIM WWITHOUT THE NEED OF SUCH TOMFOOLERY
beaches and shores scientists
beaches and shores
youre goin to pay for this
mark my glubs because my neww porpoise in life wwill be to feel your blood on my hands
TONIGHT!!

[And it wouldn't be Eridan if this video didn't have a dramatic happening of violently throwing the life vest down onto the floor. Because beaches and shores dear readers, Eridan will not tolerate this tomfoolery.]

Comments

[biwinning]

[Don't mind Sollux. He's just riding his bike around the apartment.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Don't mind Eridan, he's just going to kick the back wheel when you drive by.]

[biwinning]

[BIKE ACCIDENTS-- into the wall. Fucking ow.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Laughing his ass off over here.

HAHA, YOUR MISFORTUNE, HOW IT SOOTHES HIM.]

[biwinning]

[WHATEVER, HE KNOWS YOU JELLY. He'll just have to go ride outside. SO HE'LL STICK HIS TONGUE OUT AS HE LEAVES.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

fuck you.

[like he's going to tell you dude.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Grabs onto the back of your bike wheel. HE WILL NOT LET YOU GO IN PEACE.]

[biwinning]

yeah there ii2, iit'2 wherever you are.
let go a22hole.
ii know you're jealou2 ii got a two wheel deviice but fuckiing lay off.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Doesn't let go.]

[biwinning]

2o let go.
ii'm ju2t goiing two riide around out2iide.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

are you really goiing two 2tart thii2 2hiit.
over me goiing out.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

ii'm never happy.
there you go.

[AND HE KICKS ERIDAN IN THE CHEST and pulls the bike away so he can leave.]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[UNFAZED. but. otherwise following Sollux out the hive. YES. he is going to follow you.]

[biwinning]

1. that doe2n't even make 2en2e.
2. ii'm fuckiing 2eriiou2, leave me alone.

[BEGINNING TO RIDE THE BIKE DOWN THE HALL...!]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[there's a pair of stairs you know.]

[biwinning]

[He doesn't know.]

you're not my moiiraiil or my lu2u2, why the fuck do you care?!

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

[Looking over his shoulder as he attempts to abscond.

THE STAIRS DRAW NEAR.]

fiigure iit out and leave me alone!

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Stops following.]

[biwinning]

what?

[WHOOPS. STAIRS.

Here, have the sound of Sollux falling down them. And then, when he reaches the bottom:]

FUCK.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[BRB LOLING FOREVER AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS.]

[biwinning]

[no answer.]