Eridan: Engage in the Fourth Wall.

[shellfish]

okay lets get this one thing straight neww landlickers
i am king of the lake
it is me
so that means hands off the lake
i havve befriended the deadly creature wwho dwwells in the bottom murky depths
and he is hostile as am i!!
wwe wwill use force to removve you at once if wwe must

begone!

Comments

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

And you have your own forsaken little lake. Congratulations.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure. What with the deadly krakken.

Have many subjects besides him?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

You're right, I don't spend my spare time ruling over fish.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

What kind of King are you, then?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

If you're a sea dweller, what use do you have for the land?

[who is the imperial empress eridan is she your girlfriend]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[Yes.]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

Naturally a sea dweller would think that. What kind of culture wakes up every morning telling themselves they're inferior?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

And it's been how many years, now, that you've restricted yourselves to the sea and quaint little forsaken lakes?

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

Yet your self-proclaimed title is, "King of the Lake."

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

Not "King of the Land."

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

Or, you aren't actually King of Discedo.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

How clever. Did it take you long to think of?

You're also wrong. I am a son of Odin, which makes me a rightful prince of Asgard, and while my brother was banished to Midgard, I ruled in his place. I will give you a hint: my subjects were not fish.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

I'm not a human, sea-dweller. I'm an Asgardian.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[totallyfrosted.livejournal.com]

You're not listening.