Eridan: Pick up a hooker named Linda.

[shellfish]

[ We start our story from a view of an apartment door, followed with some rather ornery chortling from the background. Suddenly the world is spinning as if you're on a circus ride, and you get a nice shot of Eridan's butt chin mug. He looks a little confused and you'll soon see why.]

hey lady you look kind of cold you should get on more clothes
do you want our shirts?
theyre free
you could havve them

[The view whips around again, Eridan is removing his gray shirt and lo ho ho dear readers, there is a lady. A lady with that is dressed in scanty clothes. Her name is none other than Linda. Also known on the street as the Hegemon of Honeybadgers. She looks disturbed, or amused being surrounded by all the troll children. Also, note that the DISCEDO KGB are no where to be seen.

But LO AND BEHOLD, ERIDAN HAS SCORED A PROSTITUTE.

BEACHES AND SHORES.]

Comments

Action\\ Tavros: Give that bitch a wwhale.

[confidencelegs.livejournal.com]

[Tavros introduces himself timidly to the prostitute, who is indeed LINDA AS SHUGO HAS FORETOLD.]

[thegreathonk.livejournal.com]

[ You have decided to asking The Prostitute of Void some general "get to know you" type questions. ]

[adorabloodiest.livejournal.com]

[you read it aloud. it sounds funny.]

[video]

[fierybluebird]

Hey you got out.

[Perched up in a tree in human form.]

ACTION // FORWARD DATED to be the last post that happens.

[biwinning]

ii2 that--
ii2 that recordiing?
oh my god.
ERIIDAN YOU ARE 2O FUCKIING 2TUPIID!
2HUT IIT OFF!
2HUT IIT OFF 2HUT IIT OFF!!

[Sollux then punches Eridan in the face, grabs hold of his communicator-like device, and forces it off.]