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Eridan: Pick up a hooker named Linda.

[ We start our story from a view of an apartment door, followed with some rather ornery chortling from the background. Suddenly the world is spinning as if you're on a circus ride, and you get a nice shot of Eridan's ~~butt chin~~ mug. He looks a little confused and you'll soon see why.]

hey lady you look kind of cold you should get on more clothes
do you want our shirts?
theyre free
you could havve them

[The view whips around again, Eridan is removing his gray shirt and lo ho ho dear readers, there is a lady. A lady with that is dressed in scanty clothes. Her name is none other than Linda. Also known on the street as the Hegemon of Honeybadgers. She looks disturbed, or amused being surrounded by all the troll children. Also, note that the DISCEDO KGB are no where to be seen.

But LO AND BEHOLD, ERIDAN HAS SCORED A PROSTITUTE.

BEACHES AND SHORES.]

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[LOL SOB.... I fell asleep I'm so sorry!!!]

[LOL cute! S'fine XD /goes slow forever. And I'm still laughing that the hooker has the same name as Marco's gf.]

Means on the run. So we're both on the lam. Hm.

Weapons?

[Marco does your girlfriend work afternights?]

[So THAT'S how she affords all the dominatrix gear. He'd been wondering.]

Aye. I however do. [Hefts a big rifle thing that he's been trying to carry on his shoulders and look cool! ~~Like Benn Beckman.~~] So the question is, do you want them?

[ What, you think she got all that cash from selling pineapple landscapings.]

[Watch his eyes transfixed upon the giant rifle... his little troll eyes just water at the image of an oversized rifle that is probably too big for him. PROBABLY.]

[/tear. Eh, it's just as well he wound up not sleeping with her then. :|a]

I need to find you then, eh.

[Oh Eridan, so cute. Marco is just glad Eri has no clue that Marco can't shoot anything. XD He thinks he looks badass and awesome though so he's thrilled.]

[marco don't sleep with hookers 8( you'll get a disease and die]

Moving fast is good. Tell Karkat I'm sorry I couldn't find any sickles, eh.

[Starts on the move already, down from the trees and grabbing some duffel bags of mostly tasers, but of course some other rifles and ammo as well.]

We stole them. That's why I'm on the run, eh.

Would he use an electric zapper thing?

Okay. I'll see what else I have.

Of course. That's what friends are for.
Sandwich Factory and gunblade boy too.

Japan's moiral.

Oh fuck it, they have our names anyway, eh.

Seifer.

Bro-code.

No one stays left behind.

The pink-haired chick Anya helped too.

[There's a sound of sirens in the background.]

You got it. I'll bring the guns.

Don't get spotted, eh. You guys stick out even worse than I do.

Good. I'm counting on you Eri.

[ooc: All for Marco sneaking up behind them with loot? He's still gonna try to break out the others from the non-human hospital camp though.]

[If you want! the trolls will probs be captured sometime in the future and put on a bigger lockdown. :|a]

[At America's party? And fft. That works. OKAY! Ninja!pirate is sneaking up behind them when they duck down a dark alley. He's like a Drug dealer or something.]

[WOW Marco, they are like. Only 13!! Don't give them drugs- well, okay I guess doing drugs wouldn't be the worst thing they've done. I mean, they just picked up a hooker unintentionally.]

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