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Eridan: Pick up a hooker named Linda.

[ We start our story from a view of an apartment door, followed with some rather ornery chortling from the background. Suddenly the world is spinning as if you're on a circus ride, and you get a nice shot of Eridan's ~~butt chin~~ mug. He looks a little confused and you'll soon see why.]

hey lady you look kind of cold you should get on more clothes
do you want our shirts?
theyre free
you could havve them

[The view whips around again, Eridan is removing his gray shirt and lo ho ho dear readers, there is a lady. A lady with that is dressed in scanty clothes. Her name is none other than Linda. Also known on the street as the Hegemon of Honeybadgers. She looks disturbed, or amused being surrounded by all the troll children. Also, note that the DISCEDO KGB are no where to be seen.

But LO AND BEHOLD, ERIDAN HAS SCORED A PROSTITUTE.

BEACHES AND SHORES.]

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[/tear. Eh, it's just as well he wound up not sleeping with her then. :|a]

I need to find you then, eh.

[Oh Eridan, so cute. Marco is just glad Eri has no clue that Marco can't shoot anything. XD He thinks he looks badass and awesome though so he's thrilled.]

[marco don't sleep with hookers 8( you'll get a disease and die]

Moving fast is good. Tell Karkat I'm sorry I couldn't find any sickles, eh.

[Starts on the move already, down from the trees and grabbing some duffel bags of mostly tasers, but of course some other rifles and ammo as well.]

We stole them. That's why I'm on the run, eh.

Would he use an electric zapper thing?

Okay. I'll see what else I have.

Of course. That's what friends are for.
Sandwich Factory and gunblade boy too.

Japan's moiral.

Oh fuck it, they have our names anyway, eh.

Seifer.

Bro-code.

No one stays left behind.

The pink-haired chick Anya helped too.

[There's a sound of sirens in the background.]

You got it. I'll bring the guns.

Don't get spotted, eh. You guys stick out even worse than I do.

Good. I'm counting on you Eri.

[ooc: All for Marco sneaking up behind them with loot? He's still gonna try to break out the others from the non-human hospital camp though.]

[If you want! the trolls will probs be captured sometime in the future and put on a bigger lockdown. :|a]

[At America's party? And fft. That works. OKAY! Ninja!pirate is sneaking up behind them when they duck down a dark alley. He's like a Drug dealer or something.]

[WOW Marco, they are like. Only 13!! Don't give them drugs- well, okay I guess doing drugs wouldn't be the worst thing they've done. I mean, they just picked up a hooker unintentionally.]

[Guns dealer then? Though REALLY. THAT MIGHT BE WORSE.]

I'm not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed I didn't sleep with her now, eh. [Marco stop thinking creepy things out loud. Anyways, he taps Eridan lightly with the giant gun.]

[Eridan jumps at the touch and turns around quickly, throwing the gray shirt at Marco with a cry that sounds a little like a battlecry.]

[It takes Eridan exactly .75 seconds to realize it is not Alex or Joseph or any of the KGB members tailing them.]

[Pries off the grey shirt irritably. OH WELL. At least Eri is on guard.]

Yeah, mate. All right, gun for you. Ammo. And this bag has a load of crap we stole. I'm not sure how to work half of it, but the others might find it useful, eh?

How're you holding up? No injuries to speak of?

[At the question, Eridan glances away shyly. He tenderly holds an arm that is discolored between gray skin and purple bruises. As well as a red band around one of his arms. To inform everyone that that arm simply cannot stop bleeding. ERIDAN'S MUN WOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS, for her arm would not stop bleeding after she donated blood.

And he looks tired, yellow eyes not quite as snarky as they were in post Discedo. But there's nothing that will scar at least.]

[My dad bleeds like that too. And Marco's eyes narrow a little in a worried over protective frown.]

You sure?

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