ERIDAN: Introduce yourself to the welcome party.

[shellfish]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

CA: my glasses arent wworkin
CA: i cant access trollian wwith them
CA: but i found this netwworkin devvice nearby
CA: it doesnt havve trollian but it wwill suffice
CA: evven if fixin the font is a pain in the bonebulge
CA: but noww that i am in contact with one of you fuckasses
CA: wwhere the fuckin hell in sgrub did you flat-footed shell-lickers send me
CA: this isnt part of the game so wwhat the gracious fuck havve you done
CA: you better givve me some answwsers
CA: this means i dont wwant any wwriggler nonsense out of your seedflaps
CA: i wwill havve none of that up in my gills
CA: you understand that land grubbers
CA: you better not havve failed big time or i wwill find you
CA: create a tsunami with my grist
CA: and ride that wwave all over your husk and up it wwhen i get my terminal part of my forelimb on you
CA: and after i ride that motherfuckin tsunami ovver your husk
CA: i wwill ravvage this city like a ragin typhoon
CA: and this shitty pathetic shell of a planet wwill be no more
CA: you hear that
CA: so givve me some fuckin answwers noww
CA: no dallywwaggin or any of that mucky-knicker-cheese
CA: i fuckin mean it im not afraid to shoot any of you fuckers in the face
CA: like ivve been shooting these fuckers in the face
CA: fuckin mean-chunk preposterous monsters
CA: and wwhy arent they givvin me any grist
CA: i dont givve a damn about levveling up since i reached the top of my echeladder
CA: it doesnt make any fuckin sense
CA: but wwhatever i guess i wwill just wwait to be answwered
CA: GLUB GLUB GLUB

Comments

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am the country of Japan. However, no, I am not anyone's gift. I have a boss, an Emperor, though he is not here.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[lmfao so much delay because wow]

...Conquer... Such a thing is unnecessary. Perhaps you should focus on finding an apartment room, instead.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I regret to inform you it is rather impossible to leave this city alive, let alone this planet. ...By choice that is. Occasionally, others are sent home. There is no pattern, as far as I know.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Surely there is no need for violence. CA-san can try his best, but if there are any questions, do not hesitate to ask.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Yes, there are many monsters, aren't there? Shelter would be best to avoid those, as I said.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I see...

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

CG-san insisted on similar things when we met, refused to follow my instructions, and was injured in the process. It is natural to be worried. Although, that rather difficult monster is gone, at least...

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

How kind.

Though, in the end, he did require help. There is nothing wrong with that. I am certain he is quite capable on his own, but the circumstances were difficult.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I will not argue. ...Though, would you mind explaining what "flarped" means? I also do not know "sweeps"...

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I am not quite human... but I believe I understand.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

I try my best to respect any sort of cultural differences.

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